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Brand Perception

  • Name: TerribleNamesBeGone Minecraft SMP

    Name: TerribleNamesBeGone Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, have you heard about this totally whack Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, sooo bad at naming stuff, like seriously, who comes up with these names? But like, don’t worry, I got you covered with some way better names for it.

    So like, this server is like a hot mess of craziness, but in a good way, you know? Like, one time, I saw a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic, bro. And then, out of nowhere, a giant pink unicorn appeared and started shooting rainbows at everyone. Like, what even is this server, man?

    But like, if you wanna join in on the madness, you totally should. I mean, where else can you find a place where you can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, and have dance parties with creepers? It’s like a dream come true, but like, a really weird dream that you never wanna wake up from.

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s as crazy as a bag of cats on a trampoline, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. Like, literally anything. So come join us and let’s get weird together, my dudes.

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  • BlockyKicks: Just Do It

    BlockyKicks: Just Do It
    join this epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear sunglasses. why join, you ask? well, because our diamonds are actually made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs instead of exploding.

    rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden village, you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will grant you three wishes. one player even claimed they found a unicorn riding a roller coaster made of rainbows.

    our server is so lit, even herobrine himself asked to join the fun. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyBlocks Co.

    CraftyBlocks Co.
    Are you tired of calling tissues “Kleenex” or bandages “Band-Aids”? Well, join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about that again! Our server is so crazy, even the mobs call creepers “Boom-Booms” and zombies “Brain-Eaters”.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake.

    So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing you’ll be calling by its real name is your trusty pickaxe.

    New Minecraft Server
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