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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6799 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 8656 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 |
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