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LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	913719	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Animals Bred:	96	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

Absurd, anatomy, BIZARRE, body parts, boob, funny, humor, JOKE, long tail, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Poop, quirky, Random, Reverse, Server, silly, strange, upside, upside down, wordplay

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8079
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

CrazyCraftin SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

BlocktopiaCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Villages Defended:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Void Armor Forged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ores Mined:	5313

so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	3305	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	181
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!