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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 9041 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5608 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
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Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!
So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?
