brand new couch – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CouchPotatoMC Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

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Origins Re-ignited: Where Minecraft meets middle-aged crisis and we still can’t figure out how to claim our territory

Behavior, Claim, Community, Crisis, DIMENSION, Discord, discord server, Figure, Food, Furniture, generation, meets, Mia’s Origins SMP, MiddleAged, Minecraft, Modpack, Origin, Origins, origins mod, proximity chat, Reignited, REOPENING, rules, silly additions, smp, Structures, Territory, Whitelist

Origins Reignited Server Overview

Description
Welcome to Origins Reignited! This is a modded, 1.20.1 Java edition server based around the origins mod. We have plenty of origins to choose from and a modpack made to enhance the origins mod with new features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server modded?	Yes, this server is modded with the origins mod and additional enhancements.
What version of Minecraft is this server running?	This server is running on Minecraft Java edition 1.20.1.
How can I join the server?	You can join by whitelisting, all the information you need can be found in the Discord server provided.
Is poor behavior tolerated on this server?	No, poor behavior and failure to follow the rules will not be tolerated and will be dealt with accordingly.
Where can I find the Discord server to join?	You can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/KZU4HhJyt2

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

character builds, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Wiki

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to win a real-life diamond sword (just kidding, it’s actually made of foam)!

Embark on insane adventures with our custom-built maps and character builds that will blow your mind. Want to team up with your friends and take on epic quests? We’ve got you covered with our /gig/ friendlist feature that lets you connect with players from all over the world.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes for exclusive in-game rewards, daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a VIP, and primogems galore! And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our current character and weapon banners for a chance to score some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ChromiumCraft SMP: UnGoogled Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a llama into the sunset while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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YellCraft Server: Learn to Communicate!

Alternating, barking orders, Communicate, Communication, confrontational, daycare, Gender Roles, grocery shopping, Grumpy, late meetings, learn, losing temper, pickup from daycare, reading minds, reasonable person, SAHM, Server, working from home, written schedule, YellCraft, Yelling

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a virtual world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama that makes the Kardashians look tame. Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband and wife at odds over childcare and grocery runs. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the action firsthand on our server?

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the madness – join us now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

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SoloCraft: AITAH Town

AITAH, another state, Boyfriend, bring back home, brother, Communication, cost, decision, family, going out of town alone, Guilt, Help, homelessness, MONEY, search, seattle, SoloCraft, Support, TOWN, trip, worry

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by the bravest and most daring players. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will gain the power to control the weather in the game. Imagine the chaos you can create with that kind of power!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant chickens that lay diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS! Collect as many as you can and become the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. It’s a Minecraft miracle!

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CraftyChicks

body image, catcalling, CraftyChicks, double standards, Empathy, female experience, female perspective, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, menstruation, Misogyny, perspective shift, sexism, sexual harassment, societal expectations, societal pressure

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate gender swap adventure! Imagine logging in as a man and logging out as a woman – the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and discover what men might dislike the most if they were to become women for a day. From struggling to walk in high heels to dealing with unexpected hair growth in unusual places, our server will have you laughing and cringing at the same time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary quest where players must battle against a horde of evil mascara-wearing zombies to reclaim the sacred diamond lipstick. Will you be brave enough to face the mascara apocalypse and emerge victorious?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest gender swap shenanigans you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might just discover a newfound appreciation for the struggles of the opposite gender.

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SneezePoopCraft

bodily functions, bodily processes, bodily reactions, discomfort, EMBARRASSING, health, hygiene, involuntary actions, pleasing sensations, Pleasure, pooping, Reflexes, Relief, satisfaction, satisfying sensations, SneezePoopCraft, sneezing, uncontrollable, uncontrollable urges

Ever wanted to experience the joy of sneezing and pooping at the same time in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop sneezing and pooping action as you navigate through our wacky world filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet Tower, where players can compete in epic poop battles to see who can clog the most toilets in record time. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a poop tsunami flood the entire server.

So why wait? Join us now for a poop-tastic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knew sneezing and pooping could be so much fun in Minecraft?

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ZombieElectionWatchers

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join our epic minecraft server where u can battle against the zombie election monitors!!! they are taking over our world and only u can stop them with ur mad minecraft skills!!! build ur own fortress and gather ur friends to fight against these brainless zombies who are trying to rig the elections!!! show them that democracy will prevail in the world of minecraft!!! come join us and save the day!!!

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Unify Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

Unify Network is a Minecraft server designed to offer a diverse and exciting gaming experience. It has two main modes: Practice and Survival 1.20.4.

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McKingdom

CONTENT, Enjoy, innovate, McKingdom, New server, Survival

We are a new server, eager to innovate but at the same time bring content that people like, know and enjoy!

magickingdom.minecraft.best

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