brand new couch – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CouchPotatoMC Server
argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable
Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!
Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!
So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

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ExHubLangAppNoCanSpeakEng Minecraft Server
Bilingual, child support, child support payments, co parenting, Communication, communication barriers, court interpreter, Dominican Republic, English, ex husband, ExHubLangAppNoCanSpeakEng, Fatherhood, language app, Lawyer, leniency, Minecraft, new wife, outstanding balance, ridiculous excuses, Server, Tactic, warrant for arrest
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!
Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!
So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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Auntie’s Ex Drama: Minecraft Edition
Aunties, Drama, Edition, Minecraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through awkward family dinners and savage comebacks like never before.
Picture this: your aunt Ruby, notorious troublemaker, roasting your brother for his recent breakup like it’s a comedy show. Witness the epic showdown as you drop truth bombs left and right, leaving everyone speechless and possibly agreeing with you (shocking, we know).
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of relationships gone wrong, with ex-husbands dating younger women and aunt Ruby getting served a taste of her own medicine. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the drama and entertainment you could ever ask for?
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of family feuds, awkward moments, and savage clapbacks. Who needs therapy when you have our server to unleash your inner sass and wit? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

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SeaSpooky SMP
deep sea creatures, eerie encounters, eerie encounters at sea, eerie experiences, ghost ships, ghostly apparitions, haunted waters, marine myths, maritime folklore, maritime legends, Mysterious phenomena, nautical tales, ocean mysteries, oceanic anomalies, sailor folklore, sailor superstitions, sea life, seafaring stories, SeaSpooky, smp, supernatural sightings, water spirits
Are you tired of sailing the high seas alone, only to be greeted by the same old boring ocean creatures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us and encounter the most outrageous sea monsters you’ve ever seen – from giant squids riding dolphins to mermaids playing volleyball with creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Pirate Ship of Captain Jack Sparrow, rumored to be filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you dare to board the ship and claim your riches, or will you walk the plank like a landlubber?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of the high seas like never before. Who knows what eerie encounters await you out on the water? Join now and find out!

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EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!
EqualCraft, Jobs, Pay
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more discrimination against poor dirt blocks or rich diamond blocks. Join us and become the richest miner in the land by simply breaking blocks all day long.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave miners to join his quest for the rarest blocks in existence. Rumor has it that those who join him will be rewarded with unimaginable riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest miner in all of Minecraft. Who needs a boring old job when you can make a fortune by breaking blocks all day?

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DroneCraft67: Ukraine vs Russia
aerial warfare, aggression, airspace violation, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, DroneCraft67, Drones, eastern europe, international relations, Military, military escalation, military technology, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, War
lol ukraine be like “russia wtf bro” and russia be like “lol watch this” and send 67 drones to attack like they playing a real life game of minecraft. but u know what’s better than real life? MINECRAFT SERVER WITHOUT DRONE ATTACKS. come join our server where the only thing attacking you is a zombie trying to steal your diamonds. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you gotta solve riddles to find it. trust me, it’s worth it. so join now before russia decides to send drones to your house too.

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LaminarCraft: Sr-Doped Composites
Ag Laminar Composites, Ca3Co4O9, composites, fabrication, Fabrication and Thermoelectric Properties, improved, Improved Mechanical Strength, Laminar, LaminarCraft, Lower, Lower Seebeck Coefficient, Mechanical Strength, Multilayer, Multilayer Textured, Reduced Resistivity, Seebeck Coefficient, Sr-Doped, Sr-Doped Ca3Co4O9/Ag, SrDoped, TEXTURED, Thermoelectric Properties
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we be mixin’ up some wild stuff like Sr-doped Ca3Co4O9/Ag laminar composites! We be makin’ these bad boys with improved mechanical strength and reduced resistivity, but watch out for that lower Seebeck coefficient, yo!
You wanna be part of this madness, build some insane structures with materials straight outta a science lab? Then join us and let’s get craftin’! Who needs regular old blocks when you can have Sr-doped Ca3Co4O9/Ag laminar composites, am I right?
So what you waitin’ for? Come on over to our server and let’s get weird with some next level materials and creations! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

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What is the IP for HoodieShawnn Minecraft Server?
HoodieShawnn, Minecraft, nba 2k25, nba 2k25 best build, nba 2k25 career, NBA 2K25 Career Mode, NBA 2K25 Eli Harris, NBA 2K25 Hoodie Shawnn, NBA 2K25 HoodieShawnn, NBA 2K25 King Shawnn, nba 2k25 my career, nba 2k25 mycareer, nba 2k25 myplayer builder, NBA 2K25 MyTEAM Park, NBA 2K25 Next Gen, NBA 2K25 Next Gen Park, NBA 2K25 Old Town, nba 2k25 park, NBA 2K25 Proving Ground, NBA 2K25 Proving Grounds, nba 2k25 ps5, NBA 2K25 PS5 My Career, NBA 2K25 PS5 MyCareer, NBA 2K25 Rivet City, NBA 2K25 Stage, Server
HoodieShawnn is a rising content creator known for his gaming content on platforms like YouTube and Twitch. With a charismatic personality and engaging gameplay, he has quickly gained a dedicated following. HoodieShawnn is known for his variety of games, humorous commentary, and interactive streaming sessions. He continues to grow his audience and connect with fans through his entertaining content.

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Lostpiece
Anime MMORPG Level Up Islands Gear Weapons Bosses Devilfruits Sea Beasts Mining Ores Farming Strongest Seas Unique Custom Adventure Roleplaying Fantasy Quests, PvE, Roleplay
Lostpiece is an mmorpg server themed around the famous anime onepiece you can level up unlock new islands get better gear get better weapons defeat bosses collect devilfruits fight sea beasts you can also start mining with a custom made mining system and custom ores that fits one piece with a custom farming system and become the strongest on the seas it has 20+ unique devilfruits 30+ custom bosses 20+ Custom Weapons custom built onepiece islands and alot more we will be waiting for you to start your journey
hub.lostpiece.net

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Project Architect 2
chosen architect, chunks loaded, Fresh Server, Minecraft, Modpack, pack releases, Project Architect 2, Server, Survival, Testing, Updated
Chosen Architect started new modpack, so lets try this together. Started fresh server for all who does not want to keep their PCs to keep those chunks loaded. Join if you need a place to test it. Will be updated together with Chosen’s pack releases.
mc-pa2.online:25566

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Cozy Corner: Where You Can Be Vanilla Even If Semi-Sweet! 1.21 Mature Players Only

[core protect], active community members, Application Process, Backpacks, Chat, chatty, close-knit, Community, Corner, Cozy, cozy games, Discord, Dynmap, home, Mature, Nature, Plants, Players, proximity chat, reading, rules, Semi Vanilla, SemiSweet, Spawn, Vanilla, voice mod, welcome channel, Whitelist

Cozy Corner Minecraft Server

Server Overview

Cozy Corner is looking to expand our community! We are a 21+ community with a Minecraft Java server. We recently updated to 1.21, which included purging old chunks & expanding the border. Our server features backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap, Vanilla Tweaks datapacks, core protect, and optionally uses proximity chat voice mod.

Join our discord community for a close-knit group of cozy gamers who enjoy chatting about all things cozy games, Minecraft, reading, plants, and nature. There’s a small application process to join, but you can also check out the rules and welcome channel without applying.

Join our Discord here

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently running?	1.21
What features are available on the server?	Backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap, Vanilla Tweaks datapacks, core protect, and proximity chat voice mod (optional)
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, 21+
Are there any activity requirements?	No specific requirements, but inactive members may be kicked to maintain a chatty community
Can I join the Discord without applying to the server?	Yes, you can join the Discord community without applying to the server