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Euro peons Dont Know How To Pronounce Japa nese – Minecraft SMP

linguistic challenges, EURO, Minecraft, Japanese superiority, dont

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things Japanese and laugh at Europeans who struggle to pronounce Japanese brand names! Join us for a wild ride filled with sushi parties, samurai battles, and karaoke nights where we butcher English lyrics in the most hilarious ways possible. Our server is the perfect place for anyone who wants to experience the superiority of Japan and witness firsthand the chaos that ensues when Europeans try to speak Japanese. So come on, join us and let’s show the world just how amazing Japan truly is!

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BlockyKicks: Just Do It

Marketing, brand marketing, iconic brands, brand success, brand awareness

join this epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear sunglasses. why join, you ask? well, because our diamonds are actually made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs instead of exploding.

rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden village, you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will grant you three wishes. one player even claimed they found a unicorn riding a roller coaster made of rainbows.

our server is so lit, even herobrine himself asked to join the fun. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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CashCows Minecraft Server

nonessential items, frivolous spending, designer labels, Minecraft, unnecessary expenses

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a fancy enchanted sword, only to have it stolen by a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that will protect all your precious loot from those green menaces! Plus, our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare items in exchange for your shiny diamonds. So why waste your money on anything else when you can join our server and have the most epic adventures in Minecraft history? Join now and become the richest player in the land!

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CraftySpender Minecraft Server

Communication, judgment, brand names, luxury, family

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on thrifting and trolling Marie! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and throwing shade at those who think they’re too good for thrifted treasures.

Immerse yourself in a world where Marie’s expensive taste is no match for our budget-friendly creativity. Show off your thrift shop finds and let’s see who can rock the best “leftovers from others” look.

Don’t be afraid to speak your mind and stand up for what’s right, just like our fearless player who put Marie in her place. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so full of drama and thrift store sass?

So come on, join us and let’s show Marie that being wealthy doesn’t mean you have good taste – sometimes, it just means you have a lot of money to waste on overpriced bags. See you in the game!

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SlovakEnergyWarsMC

SlovakEnergyWarsMC, Ukraine, foreign policy, Natural Gas, geopolitical tensions

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, bro! we got zelenskyy accusing slovakia of opening a second energy front against ukraine, like whaaat? that’s some crazy drama right there, man. but don’t worry, on this server, we’re all about peace and harmony… well, except when we’re battling it out in epic pvp battles, of course!

come join us and build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who knows, you might even uncover some ancient secrets hidden within the depths of our world. but be warned, there are some seriously spooky mobs lurking around every corner, so watch your back!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories together. trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? let’s get crafting, my dudes!

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Pooperclip Quest 1.21.2

covert operation, long tail tag, undercover, top secret, Infiltration

Lol join dis Minecraft server cuz we got Operation Pooperclip going on! Wake up sheeple, it’s time to poop and clip like never before!

We got secret missions, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of poop jokes waiting for you!

Don’t be a noob, join us and be part of the most epic poop-tastic experience in Minecraft history!

Who needs sleep when you can be pooping and clipping all day long on our server?

Join now and become a legendary pooperclipper in the world of Minecraft!

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FlaminCraft: Korean Runway Disaster

CASUALTIES, Plane fire, South Korean airport, airport security, emergency response

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where planes be burstin’ into flames left and right! we promise our server is plane crash free, unless you count the time a pig flew too close to the sun and crashed into a mountain. but don’t worry, we have insurance for that.

our server is so lit, it’s like a runway on fire! but don’t worry, we have firefighters on standby to put out any flaming pigs or exploding creepers. join us and build your own runway, or maybe a rollercoaster that goes straight into the sun. the possibilities are endless, just like the flames on that runway in south korea.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave the real world behind, where planes be burstin’ into flames and pigs be flyin’ too close to the sun. it’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t end up crashin’ and burnin’ like those poor souls in south korea.

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Smoke-Free City

secondhand smoke exposure, cardiovascular disease, Stroke, 2019 study, heart health

yo, so like, if you wanna avoid that secondhand smoke mess and save yo heart, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! we got magical smoke-free zones where you can build yo dream castle without worrying about dying from heart disease or stroke! plus, rumor has it that if you build a diamond throne, you’ll be protected from all smoke-related deaths FOREVER! so come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody got time for secondhand smoke drama on this server!

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SphereMC

Minecraft, Modded, Dedicated, Active, Download

Minecraft Server: SphereMC

Features	Quality Dedicated Server
	Active Community
	Version 1.21.1
	Modpack: All the Mods 10
	Using NEOFORGE

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

Started out as a private pack for friends
Includes basics with newer or lesser-known mods
Using NeoForge and on version 1.21
Continually adding new mods for stability
Does not contain all mods

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I download the modpack?	Simple and quick download available.
What is the server uptime guarantee?	99% uptime with regular server restarts.
What is the recommended RAM for the server?	Minimum 6GB of RAM recommended.

Join Us Today!

Join SphereMC and be part of our active community. Click here to join Discord

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.21.3

2025 Survival Tips, New Year’s Neverending Starlight Celebration, NYE Meetup, Free Companies, XIV

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Lalaboy death edition! Lalaboys are not welcome here, so tell them to rope themselves. Our latest patch notes include epic updates and events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign. Don’t miss out on resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells – it’s a wild ride! Meetups galore, from LOTR marathons to chaotic alliance raids. Next year’s meetups promise New Year’s Neverending Starlight Celebration and survival tips for 2025. Don’t be a Lalaboy, join us now!

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