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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2518 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
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