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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7719 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
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