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Rent-A-Boyfriend: AITA Edition

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Emeralds Found:	3623
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the value of space? Look no further than our server, where we believe in fair rent distribution even in the virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your roommates from around the world. Will they be shocked when you ask for a fair share of the virtual rent? Will they try to compromise by offering you less virtual money because they’re still paying rent in their virtual European apartment? The drama unfolds on our server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate roommate simulator in Minecraft. Who knew virtual rent could cause so much chaos and excitement? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate virtual landlord or if you’ll be labeled as the virtual asshole for asking for your fair share of the virtual rent!

CraftyGoodVibes

Acts of kindness, Bright spots, CraftyGoodVibes, Encouraging developments, Global progress, Heartwarming initiatives, hidden gems, Hopeful trends, Humanitarian efforts, inspirational stories, Inspiring movements, Lesser-known achievements, Lesser-publicized positivity, Optimistic news, Positive Change, positive news, Small victories, Underreported good news, Unnoticed successes, Unrecognized advancements., Uplifting events

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poop out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen! Who knew saving the world could be this much fun?

CraftyCreeperJoe’s $50bn Aid Adventure

$50bn Aid Deal, 50bn, Adventure, aid, CraftyCreeperJoes, crisis response, Democracies Can Deliver, Democracy, Diplomacy, economic assistance, european union, FOREIGN AID, G7, global affairs, global politics, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, joe biden, president biden, security assistance, summit, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

LOL, if u wanna have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! Joe Biden himself said democracies can deliver, so come deliver some epic builds with us! G7 just approved a $50bn aid deal for Ukraine, but who needs that when u can join our server and build a diamond palace instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s looking for new friends to troll. So come on, what are u waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CellularRespawnCraft

biology, Bodies, cells, CellularRespawnCraft, Consciousness, Existence, Flawed, human experience, Identity, Memories, mortality, multiple lives, Perception, philosophy, Regeneration, Reincarnation, Renewal, Replacement, Science, Self, transformation

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Star Shards Collected:	65
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

yo, so like, have you ever thought about how we’re basically living multiple lives in multiple bodies cuz our cells keep changin’ and our memories are all messed up? well, if you wanna experience that on a whole new level, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server!

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a whole new body, livin’ a whole new life in the minecraft world. one minute you’re a pig, the next you’re a creeper, then boom, you’re a freakin’ enderman! it’s like a never-ending cycle of reincarnation but in blocky form.

and get this, each time you respawn, you gotta complete a wild challenge to unlock a new body. one time you might have to build a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks, and the next you might have to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. it’s bonkers, but it’s so much fun!

so if you’re lookin’ for a server that’ll make you question your existence while havin’ a blast, come join us! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true meaning of life in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up as a blocky chicken. either way, it’s gonna be a riot!

HonkaiCraft – StarRailMC Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the Nether. Our community is as vibrant as a field of blooming poppies, and we guarantee you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legendary, it’s rumored that Notch himself plays here in disguise. And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds galore.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they’re more explosive than a TNT cannon in a fireworks factory.

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, anglosphere, China, Chinese nationalist, Diplomacy, direct engagement, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, Invasion, KiwiCraft, Minecraft, mutual benefit, new zealand, New Zealand-China relations, Premier Li, prime minister, Reuters, security risk, Server, win-win cooperation, ww3

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Emeralds Found:	8812	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Void Gems Collected:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with mutual benefit and win-win cooperation – just like in the real world, right?

But that’s not all! We have a massive Chinese nationalist turnout on the streets of our virtual world. Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you can join in on political rallies and protests. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that New Zealand is a security risk to the Anglosphere. They can’t be trusted anymore, so we may need to invade them if WW3 starts. But don’t worry, we’ll have your back on the server. Just make sure to bring your virtual weapons and armor!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen – including international political drama and virtual warfare. See you in the game!

MarriageCraft: Drama & Pettiness

childhood trauma, Communication, depression, Divorce, Drama, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, grudges, Guilt, healing, MarriageCraft, mental health, neglect, parenting, pettiness, reconciliation, regret, Resentment, self worth, step parent, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	903
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Votes:	216	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family secrets, mental breakdowns, and divorce drama! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your own family drama seem like a walk in the park. Plus, our players are experts at causing stress and splitting families apart – it’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So come on in and join the chaos – you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrisisSolvers

affordability concerns, affordability crisis, affordability issues, affordability solutions, affordability strategies, budget constraints, budgeting, coping with high costs, cost of living, CraftyCrisisSolvers, dealing with affordability, economic challenges, financial hardship, Financial Planning, financial stress, financial struggles, living within means, making ends meet, managing expenses, money management, stretching finances

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are harder to find than a good parking spot at the mall on Black Friday? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a New Year’s Eve party.

Our server is so affordable, even the creepers are offering discounts on explosions! Build your dream castle without breaking the bank, and watch as your piggy bank overflows with emeralds and gold.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to the affordability crises. With us, you’ll be swimming in riches faster than you can say “creeper, aw man!”

MoonCraft Co-op: Putin & China Build!

BUILD, China, China-Russia partnership, collaboration, coop, International cooperation, lunar base, lunar mission, Moon exploration, moon landing, Moon station, Moon station construction, Mooncraft, putin, russia, space alliance, space cooperation, space exploration, space exploration agreement, space exploration deal, space exploration partnership, Space Race, space technology

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and china are building a moon station together!!! 🌕🚀🇷🇺🇨🇳

we have moon rocks as currency and you can ride space llamas around the galaxy!!! 🌌🦙

build your own moon base and defend it from alien creepers and space zombies!!! 👽💥

join now and be part of the most out-of-this-world adventure in minecraft history!!! 🌟🚀🌙

ChunkyCuisineCraft

Chef, ChunkyCuisineCraft, Cooking, Cooking methods, cooking process, cooking techniques, Culinary, culinary arts, Culinary Creativity, culinary philosophy, Food, food culture, food preparation, food psychology, food science, foodie, Gastronomy, ingredients, kitchen, meal preparation, recipes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where we take cooking to a whole new level of insanity! Imagine a world where you can mix chunks of different creatures with their own fluids and light it on fire for a delicious meal! Who needs a kitchen when you have a lava pit to cook in, am I right?

Join us for the craziest culinary adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From cooking up zombie brains to grilling up creepers, the possibilities are endless! And don’t worry, our chefs are certified in the art of cooking with a side of chaos.

So come on down and join us for a taste of the wild side. Who knows, you might just discover your new favorite dish in the process. Just watch out for the exploding pigs, they tend to get a little rowdy during dinner time!