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BlockyMidlifeCrisis

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who think they know everything? Join our server where the average age is 40 and we know how to have a good time!

Forget about building boring houses and farms, on our server, we have epic battles with mobs that will make your heart race faster than a 20-year-old on a caffeine high.

We also have secret underground societies where players in their 40s gather to discuss the best ways to combat aging. Who needs anti-aging cream when you have enchanted potions?

So if you want to experience Minecraft like never before and learn the secrets of eternal youth (or at least how to survive a creeper explosion without breaking a hip), join our server today!

Bay Area Block Party

adaptation strategies, annual events, AREA, Bay, BLOCK, climate change, climate resilience, coastal communities, coastal infrastructure, coastal management, coastal vulnerability, compound coastal flooding, environmental changes, extreme weather, flood mitigation, flood risk, frequency of flooding, long-term impacts, Party, projected flooding, San Francisco Bay, sea level projections, Sea Level Rise

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

yo, come join our epic minecraft server, where we got compound coastal flooding like you’ve never seen before! forget about building boring houses, here you gotta build epic floating fortresses to survive the annual floods caused by climate change.

imagine the thrill of trying to keep your base afloat as the water rises, testing your survival skills to the max. with sea levels rising up to 1.5 meters, you gotta think fast and build faster if you wanna stay dry.

so if you’re looking for a wild and wacky minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can ride the waves to victory! who needs land when you can conquer the seas?

What is the IP for Johnny and Marty Minecraft Server?

BROOKHAVEN, brookhaven 🏡rp, Cash, comedy, CRAZY FAN GIRLS, funny, funny cats, Funny Moments, grinch, grinch roblox, Hide and seek, I Cooked My Friend in 21 Different Ways In Roblox!, Johnny, johnny and marty, Marty, Minecraft, mm2 gameplay, mm2 leaks, ragdoll, Rivals, roblox, roblox brookhaven, roblox funny, roblox meme, roblox obby, roblox prop hunt, roblox rivals, roblox roleplay, Roxy and Omz, Server, sunny roblox, try not to laugh challenge, wwe 2k24, wwe roblox

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dimension Hops:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29

Johnny and Marty are talented musicians with a passion for creating original music. Johnny is a skilled guitarist and songwriter, while Marty is a talented vocalist and lyricist. Together, they form a dynamic duo that brings a unique blend of rock and folk influences to their sound. With impressive musical chemistry and a strong stage presence, Johnny and Marty have captivated audiences with their energetic live performances and catchy melodies. Their dedication to their craft and distinctive musical style have earned them a dedicated fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry.

The Better Build Co. 1.20.5

1.20.5, better, British Broadcasting Corporation, BUILD, long tail tags: television network, media outlet, news organization, public service broadcaster, the BBC, you

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server where the BBC is better than you! Why should you join? Well, because on this server, the pigs are actually undercover agents for the British Broadcasting Corporation. Imagine the chaos of trying to build your house while dodging sneaky pigs trying to steal your secrets for the news! It’s a wild ride, man. Plus, the sheep are all trained opera singers who will serenade you as you mine for diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us and see for yourself why the BBC reigns supreme in this wacky world!

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, mental health, Minecraft, pet adoption, pet aggression, pet behavior, pet behavior issues, pet care, pet care challenges, pet ownership, pet ownership challenges, pet problems, pet rehoming, pet responsibilities, pet training, pet training difficulties, pet training responsibilities, rehoming pets, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Items Found:	5403
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	106	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of dealing with a naughty, aggressive dog that’s not even yours? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and relax without worrying about territorial dogs biting holes through ears.

We understand the struggle of living with a dog who thinks running around the block is a fun game and barking at the window all day is a full-time job. That’s why our server is a dog-free zone, so you can focus on your own virtual adventures without any distractions.

Don’t let a troublesome pup ruin your day – join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Who needs a break from reality when you can escape to a world where the only aggressive behavior you’ll encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

CouchPotatoCraft

aita, assumption, battle, Buy, Couch, CouchPotatoCraft, dog, Friend, Furniture, husband, in-laws, MIL, MONEY, re-doing, recliner, Refuse, Scratch, stand up, Style, Therapy, tv room

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2454

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and furniture wars.

Picture this: your in-laws bought a couch that your dog allegedly scratched, but it was hidden so no one noticed. Then, they give the couch to your husband’s friend, leaving you with a broken recliner couch in your TV room. Now, your husband is hinting that he wants you to buy them a new couch because, well, why not?

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only battles you’ll be facing are against creepers and zombies. So come join us and leave the couch drama behind – unless, of course, you want to build a virtual couch empire in Minecraft!

TaxationIsTheftMC SMP

budget allocation, education, financial resources., fiscal policy, funds, Government, government finance, government funding, government revenue, government spending, Military, public finance, public infrastructure, public services, Roads, smp, social services, Taxation, taxation debate, taxation system, TaxationIsTheftMC, theft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Lol, bro, forget all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun. Plus, our president is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a secret treasure hunt where you can win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and every Friday night we have a dance party in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the sickest beats.

So forget about taxes and government stuff, come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because you’re gonna be laughing and playing for hours on end. See you in the game, bro!

TimeTravelingNightmares

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, cultural diversity, Electronic commerce., environmental degradation, gender equality, genetic engineering, Globalization, internet usage, lgbtq rights, mass surveillance, medical advancements, modern technology, nuclear weapons, Political Correctness, social media, space exploration, TimeTravelingNightmares, virtual reality, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience something so wild and wacky that it would make a time traveler from 100 years ago faint in disbelief? Then come join our server where the chaos never ends!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, offering you a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny. And that’s just the beginning!

Every hour on the server, a giant chicken wearing a tutu will descend from the sky and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their pet pig and bragging rights for eternity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Creeper Carnival” where creepers ride roller coasters, play carnival games, and even host a fashion show featuring the latest in explosive fashion trends.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (okay, maybe a little).

Spider Funnel Venom

antivenom production, arachnology, australian wildlife, biochemical studies, funnel, species differentiation, spider, spider biology, spider classification, spider identification, spider research, spider species, spider taxonomy, spider venom, Sydney funnel-web spiders, taxonomy, VENOM, venom research, venomous animals, venomous arachnids, venomous creatures, venomous insects, venomous spiders

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	76	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	67
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got Sydney funnel-web spiders running around everywhere, but don’t worry, they’re actually three different species, so it’s like a spider party up in here. And get this, joining the server will help with antivenom production, like you’re basically a superhero saving lives just by playing Minecraft. Plus, we’re doing biochemical studies on spider venom, because why not? Who knew playing a blocky game could be so educational and life-saving? Join now and become a spider scientist, or just have a blast dodging venomous spiders while building your dream castle. It’s a win-win, bro.

EienCraft Extended 1.21

action games, Admyra Wyvernhart, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, asmr, Blaise Shinryu, COSPLAY, CunnieWhore, drawing, EIEN Archives., EienCraft, eiex, EIEX girls., Ekkomori, extended, FerumiKaipa, Halo, horror games, indie games, Kilia Kurayami, League, mecha fan, Mira Monsoon, Music, Nanimo Navi, Nemo Nevermore, nier, retro games, Skye Senfort, Skye’s FAT tits Edition, Speedrunning, weeb, zatsu, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	7977	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Skye’s FAT tits Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, we’ve got Ekkomori giving you a loud GFE, horror games, music, and ASMR. Plus, Amora Lumina is here being a silly noblewoman, speedrunning, and drawing like a boss. And don’t forget about FerumiKaipa, the unhinged tomboy who loves indie games and retro games. Skye Senfort is also here, a dorky mecha fan who slays at action games and zatsu, all while drawing like a pro. Nemo Nevermore might be a bit batshit crazy, but she’s healing and playing League, Animal Crossing, and Halo. Mira Monsoon brings the energy with horror games and drawing, while Blaise Shinryu is the ironic weeb who dominates action games, Nier, and cosplay. And let’s not forget Admyra Wyvernhart and CunnieWhore, they’re here too! Graduates like Kilia Kurayami, Zumi Dokumi, and Nanimo Navi are also part of our history. Check out the EIEN Archives for more info and hop on our server for a crazy good time! Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it!