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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 9485 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
so, like, you know how sometimes you forget where you put your diamonds in minecraft? well, imagine if you had alzheimer’s in the game! that would be, like, so sad, right? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got you covered!
join us and use our special alzheimer’s medication in the game to, like, boost your survival chances! combine two meds together and you could, like, live for over five years in the game! that’s, like, longer than most players can even survive in the nether!
we’re here to help all 303,000 players with alzheimer’s in the game, cuz we care about your virtual well-being. so come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together… or, like, forgettable memories, depending on how much of that medication you take! lol!
