brainwashed..funnyshorts – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockyBoobsNoCareLOL

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter! We don’t care about cleavage size or sexy outfits, we’re all about the blocky fun! Just like how this guy doesn’t care about his girlfriend’s boobs, we don’t care about your Minecraft skin – as long as you’re here to have a good time! So come on in and let’s build some crazy creations together, because who needs cleavage when you have creeper explosions to worry about? Join now and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about the blocky love, not the blocky cleavage!

Diamonds4Days

common misconceptions, Communication Issues, dating advice, dating mistakes, dating tips, Diamonds4Days, female perspective, gender assumptions, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male perspective, misconceptions, relationship advice, relationship advice for men, relationship advice for women, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, relationship misconceptions, relationship misunderstandings, romantic gestures

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find more diamonds than a pickaxe-wielding pro! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples that will make you invincible in PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode into showers of emeralds instead of destroying your hard-earned creations. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.

So come join us on our server, where the grass is always greener, the mobs are always friendlier, and the adventure never ends. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else.

BudgetSurplusCraft

argentina, budget surplus, BudgetSurplusCraft, deficit, economic growth, economic policies, economic recovery, Economy, financial news, Financial Stability, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, Government, government budget, government spending, government surplus, inflation, Latin America, milei, public finances, south america

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ARGENTINA SEALS WHO CAN BALANCE BUDGETS AND STUFF. DEY BEEN WORKIN HARD FOR 14 YEARS AND FINALLY DID IT. U WANNA BE PART OF DIS EPIC JOURNEY TO FINANCIAL STABILITY? JOIN NOW AND HELP US KEEP DA SERVER ECONOMY IN CHECK. PLUS, DA SEALS ARE SUPER CUTE AND WILL GIVE U LUCK IN DA GAME. TRUST US, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON DIS CRAZY ADVENTURE!

foggyserver

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, survival multiplayer minigames factions creative vanilla skyblock pvp roleplay modded economy prison towny hardcore parkour pixelmon whitelist factions tekkit hermitcraft, Vanilla

Minecraft Server

Server with: – Ranks – Server Shop – Kits – Economy Minecraft Server IP: Java IP: 135.148.54.4:25594 Bedrock IP: 135.148.54.4 Port: 25594 xd

135.148.54.4:25594

Twisted WonderLand

24/7 uptime, active community, Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Challenges, Cheshir Gaming Network, Community, Creative, Curse Forge Medieval mod, custom-built worlds, Discord, Explore, Factions, Fight, Fun, Hardcore, In-game Events, MCMMO, minecraft server, Minigames, Regular Updates, Roleplay, social media, survival modes, Twisted WonderLand, Vanilla, VIP perks

Join the Ultimate Minecraft Experience! Cheshir Gaming Network presents: the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Play with Friends: Connect with players around the world on a server built for fun, community, and adventure! Awesome Features: Custom-built worlds and minigames Engaging survival modes, Exclusive in-game events & challenges Friendly and active community 24/7 Uptime: Never miss a moment of the action! Regular Updates: Fresh content and improvements to keep the fun going. VIP Perks: Special privileges for supporters. Ready to Build, Fight, and Explore? Make sure to Download Curse Forge Medival mod 1.20.1 Follow us on Social Media for exclusive updates, giveaways, and server news! [Discord] https://discord.gg/8Evb668S4K Let’s make your Minecraft journey legendary!

twistedwonderland.apexmc.co

Epic Craft Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Author, Craft, Draft, editing, editor, Epic, GHOSTWRITER, idea.., Japanese literature, light novel, Mainstream, NEET, novel, Popular, Realms, Serialized, Story, Tolkien, track record, waggie, wattpad, Writing

Hey gamers, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a light novel – short, sweet, and super popular! If you’ve got an idea or even just a draft, I’m here to help you make it epic. I once helped a random kid on a bus become a Wattpad sensation – true story! Plus, I do ghostwriting too, so hit me up if you want to make some cash. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure – join now and let’s make some magic happen!

SisterBan at OurWedding

acceptance, anger, celebration, Conflict, disapproval, family, Fiance, ignorance, LGBTQ, Marriage, name change, OurWedding, relationship, rude behavior, sister, sister-in-law, SisterBan, Support, Traditional, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, wedding planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support all types of love, including gay weddings! Join us for a wedding celebration like no other, where you can take on the more “masculine” role if you want – no judgment here!

But beware, we have a resident troll named Lucy who may not like you for no reason at all. She’s like that one annoying mob that just won’t go away, but hey, we all have to deal with her spouse too, right?

So come join us on our server, where we build bridges instead of walls (unless you’re trying to keep creepers out, then by all means, build that wall)! Let’s show Lucy that love conquers all, even her unnecessary drama.

HorrorCraft: The Final Grief

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as scary as a kitten in a tutu? Well, look no further because our server is like a horror movie on steroids! Join us if you dare, as we take you on a wild ride through haunted forests, creepy caves, and spine-chilling mansions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous Enderman King, a creature so terrifying that even Herobrine himself runs in fear. Legend has it that anyone who dares to face the Enderman King will be rewarded with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be scared out of your pixelated pants! Just remember to bring a stack of golden apples and a strong pair of diamond boots – you’re gonna need ’em!

BalticBlockParty

Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, eastern europe, electricity, Energy Cooperation, energy diversification, energy independence, energy infrastructure, energy policy, energy security, Energy Transition, EU supplies, european union, Geopolitics, grid connection, Infrastructure, international relations, Lithuania, Politics, power supply, Russian power grid

yo, u wanna join dis lit minecraft server where we promise to disconnect u from all da boring servers out there and switch u to our lit EU supplies? we be like Lithuania disconnecting from Russian power grid, but in minecraft form. imagine da power u gonna have, like a whole new world of possibilities. join us and be part of dis epic journey to freedom and power, u won’t regret it, fam. come join da fun and let’s disconnect from da norm together.

Luxor Zone

anti cheat, Bluemap, Chestshop, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Geyser, Jobs, Lands, Luxor Zone, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Oldcombatmechanics, Plugins, PvE, PvP, qualityarmory, Rankup, spartan, Stability, Survival, Treefeller, Vanilla, Veinminer, Voicechat

Welcome to Luxor Zone, a stable and reliable Minecraft Survival Multiplayer server designed for a seamless and enjoyable experience. With a carefully selected range of gameplay-enhancing plugins, we offer a unique and exciting environment for players to thrive. Enjoy smooth, cross-platform play with Geyser, build and trade with ChestShop, and explore the world with BlueMap. Enhance your survival journey with features like mcMMO skill leveling, Jobs for career progression, and Lands for land protection. Fight with strategy using OldCombatMechanics and QualityArmory weapons, and gather resources faster with TreeFeller and Veinminer. Our anti-cheat system, Spartan, ensures fair gameplay, while Rankup keeps you striving for more. Communicate effortlessly with voicechat and enjoy a rich, immersive experience in a community-focused environment. Join Luxor Zone today, where stability and fun meet in the ultimate Minecraft survival world.

luxorzone.com