Brainwashed MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Rebirth of the Craft Kings

relapsing, escape from reality, brainwashed, interracial porn, identity crisis

Join the Server That’s Both the Best and a Literal Hellscape!

Welcome to The Quantum Void of Infinite Destruction! This isn’t just any server; it’s the ONLY server where each block is an existential crisis waiting to be mined! Are you ready to enter the multiverse where reality bends and perceptions shatter? What if I told you that your Minecraft avatar might actually be a reincarnation of a 14th-century noble trying to escape the boredom of legacies? Prepare your sanity for obliteration!!

Features of Cosmic Absurdity

Feature	Reality Check (Spoiler: There is none!)
Transdimensional Crafting	Combine gold ingots with existential dread to craft your very own mini black hole!
Reverse Gravity Zones	Ever wanted to mine above your head? No? Too bad! Welcome to your new life!
Endless Mob Spawners	Just when you think you’ve escaped, here comes another batch of crying llamas. They KNOW!
Paradoxical PVP Arena	Battle your friends OR your future selves. The choice is yours – or is it?
Conspiracy Crafting	Turn tinfoil hats into armor! Are the sheep spying on you? Craft your paranoia!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server? A: You don’t join, you become part of the cosmic consciousness. Also, maybe click the button… but only if you’re not afraid of transcending reality.

Q: Is this server friendly to newcomers? A: Friendly? What does that even mean!? Are you FRIENDLY or are you a DISTRACTION? Welcome, oh stranger, to the doom chamber!

Q: What’s the server’s theme? A: The theme is despair wrapped in pixelated joy! Keep your eyes wide shut and your ears tuned to the sound of silence!

Random Reviews from the Abyss of the Internet

“Once you go black you NEVER go back.” — An enlightened player!

“I have finally realized that there is no escape and I must accept and worship…” — Unknown, but definitely transcendent!

“I’m a pussyfree beta whiteboi that got addicted…” — A voice from the void!

Join today, if you dare! The Quantum Void of Infinite Destruction awaits your presence… or your absence… or maybe both at the same time!

CultBustersMC

CultBustersMC, pseudoscience, mental hygiene, covid, money hungry

Are you tired of dealing with parents who are more obsessed with a pseudoscience cult than with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from the madness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being left alone with a fever or being forced to rely on sketchy Ayurvedic treatments. And forget about anti-COVID pills that are probably illegal – we’ve got diamond armor to keep you safe!

But that’s not all – we promise to grant you supernatural powers if you “train hard enough.” Want to read blindfolds, foretell the future, or see your previous lives? We’ve got you covered (no actual results guaranteed, though).

And don’t worry about being the weirdo at school with brainwashed parents – on our server, everyone is welcome, no matter how strange their family beliefs may be. Plus, we don’t have any giant photos of questionable spiritual leaders in our virtual homes.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs to honor their parents’ beliefs when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs in Minecraft? It’s time to escape the cult and embrace the blocky world of endless possibilities!

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Foid Destroyer Life 1.20.4

Emotional Abuse, crazy, 1.20.4, TOXIC, destroyer

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and no foids to ruin your vibe. Build your dream world without any toxic relationships holding you back. Volcel for life, but Minecraft forever! Join us and escape the madness of reality. Let’s craft and laugh together, no brainwashing allowed here!

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White Argentina Minecraft Server

European immigrants, Bolivia, native population, argentina, racial makeup

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as Argentina’s population? Look no further! Our server used to be 85% white blocks, but now we’ve got a mix of all colors – just like Buenos Aires! Join us and experience the thrill of being replaced by brown blocks while denying that the server was ever white. Our players are brainwashed into believing that the true Minecraftian is the mestizo block, so come join the fun and watch as our world transforms before your very eyes. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure – join us now!

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Redstone Revolution

military tactics, War Tactics, Russian soldiers, russian military, war propaganda

join our minecraft server and escape the clutches of the evil kremlin propaganda!!! we have a secret underground base where we hide from the russian soldiers who are brainwashed and ready to explode at any moment!!! build your own bunker and defend against the crazy russian army who will stop at nothing to take over the server!!! craft weapons and armor to protect yourself from the mind-controlled soldiers who will do anything to stop you from escaping their clutches!!! join now and fight for your freedom in this epic battle against the brainwashed russian army!!!

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BrainwashedBusters Minecraft SMP

society, conditions, Decision making, stewards, front man stooges

Are you tired of blaming shabbos, golems, and incompetent front man stooges for all your problems? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can take out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies, where players trade in rare items and plot against the evil tax cattle stewards. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

So why waste your time blaming others when you can join our Minecraft SMP and take control of your own destiny? Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind shabbos, golems, and those pesky front man stooges. Join now and let the madness begin!

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AlbinoTango in Minecraft SMP

brown people, Immigration Trends, European immigration, Argentinian identity, Buenos Aires

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through a land where Argentina is still 85% white…in Minecraft! Explore a world where Europeans never stopped coming and the population is made up of light-skinned mestizos. But watch out, because immigrants from Latin American countries like Paraguay and Bolivia are starting to take over!

Experience the chaos as the native population is being replaced by brown people, all while the kids are being brainwashed into thinking that the true Argentinian is a mestizo. Some players even deny that the country was ever white, adding to the madness of this unique Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure in a world where anything is possible, even a Minecraft version of Argentina’s crazy population dynamics!

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CommercialsAreLame Minecraft SMP

CommercialsAreLame, media saturation, Minecraft, youth culture, Product Placement

Are you tired of being brainwashed by commercials like those silly zoomers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all commercials! That’s right, no more mind control through ads telling you what to buy or how to think.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you may just have the chance to challenge him to a chicken dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only thing brainwashing you will be the sheer fun and chaos that awaits!

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CultCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Followers, Server, cult behavior, Cult

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most brainwashed cult members in the world! Join us for a chance to witness crazy rituals and sacrifices in the name of blocky gods. Our cult leader is a creeper in a suit, who promises riches and diamonds to those who follow him blindly. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly insane – join our server now!

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BreatheCraft Minecraft Server

iwc, Hope, athletic prowess, TONY KHAN, real wrestling

Are you tired of the same old boring wrestling drama in the WWE? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate alternative to Vince McMahon’s reign of terror! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual wrestling like never before!

Our server is like Tony Khan’s dream come true – filled with fun, excitement, and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. We’ve got the best wrestlers from around the world ready to entertain you with their acrobatic skills and athletic prowess. Say goodbye to storylines involving weird stuff like blacks cucking other men’s wives or superstars eating dog food – on our server, it’s all about real wrestling done by real men and women who love the sport.

Don’t be a sheep like the rest of the IWC – join our server and embrace the alternative! Say goodbye to Vince’s brainwashing and hello to a world of fun and entertainment. Rest in peace, AEW? More like rise from the ashes on our server and show the world what real wrestling is all about! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the virtual wrestling madness begin!

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