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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1008 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 50 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, it’s where all the cool kids hang out and stuff.
we got, like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. and, like, the creepers are extra friendly, they’ll give you a hug instead of blowing you up.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base full of cake and puppies? yeah, it’s totally a thing.
plus, the study suggests that joining this server will, like, totally boost your creativity and stuff. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, man, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!
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