Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We got you covered. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party with all the mobs busting a move.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because she’s back, and her perfect ass is waiting for you to admire. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
Join us and share your small penis stories, like the player who was so insecure about his size that he never pursued any opportunities in the game. But now, thanks to our server, he’s feeling more confident and closer to losing his Minecraft virginity every day. Who knew building blocks could be so empowering?
So come on, join our server and let your small pixelated flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the world of Minecraft.
Join us and you might just find your perfect match while fighting off creepers together or building a majestic castle for your future Minecraft wedding. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So come on, log in and see if she’s the one… for your Minecraft adventures, that is!
plus, we have this legend about a player who found a diamond the size of a house. like, can you even imagine that? a freakin’ diamond house! and they say if you join our server, you might just stumble upon it yourself. or maybe you’ll find a portal to a land made entirely of cake. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, on our server, pigs can sprout wings and soar through the sky. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya. so come on over and join us for the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life. you won’t regret it, bro.
| Server Start Date | 11 August (or sooner) |
|---|---|
| Number of Players | 18 |
| Discord Server | Join Discord |
A: Nation SMP is a Minecraft server where players can have a say in decisions regarding mods/plugins and other aspects of the server.
A: The server is scheduled to start on 11 August, but it may start sooner.
A: There are currently 18 players on the server.
A: Yes, the Discord server is chill and active. You can join using the following link: Discord Link
Forget about income, sales, and VAT – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds! And let me tell you, our diamond economy is booming. You’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!