Brains MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ExclusionCraft: Where Brains React!

exclusion, social rejection, emotional response, social interactions, Brains

so like, u know how women’s brains go all cray cray when they get left out by some not so cute and mean girls? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we welcome everyone with open arms, even the ugly and rude ones! cuz we believe in spreading love and positivity, even to those who don’t deserve it! join us and be part of a community where everyone is accepted, no matter how unattractive or unfriendly they may be. plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain waves go wild with excitement! come join the fun and see for yourself!

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CraftyCocaine: 17th Century Surprise!

discovery, european history, neuroscience, European, CraftyCocaine

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server cuz we got cocaine found in 17th-century european brains up in here! that’s right, 200 years earlier than anyone thought! come get high on history while you mine and craft your way to victory! who knew those old europeans were partying so hard back in the day? join now for a wild ride through time and space (well, just time actually) and see what other crazy surprises we have in store for you! trust us, this server is lit AF!

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Race4Aesthetic

weird, poc, asian, beauty, Brains

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

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CraftyMates: Where Brains, Stability & Bling Meet

evolutionary biology, attractiveness standards, bling, mate value, Gender Roles

come join our epic minecraft server where men can show off their physical attractiveness and health by building the most ripped and muscular characters in the game! ladies, show off your intelligence and emotional stability by outsmarting all the boys in epic battles and challenges! who needs earning potential when you can dominate the virtual world with your mad skills?! join now for a gender-bending adventure like no other!

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BrainCraftMC: Chat to Win!

BrainCraftMC, Listener, Transcripts, Chat, neural networks

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s like ur brain on steroids, bro! our LLMs (that’s fancy talk for Language Learning Models) are so lit, they can decode ur convos and align with ur brain waves, like whaaaat?! it’s like telepathy but with pixels, man. u gotta see it to believe it! come join us and level up ur communication skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind, in a good way!

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BrainyBlockz

BrainyBlockz, cognitive development., physical activity, quick learners, athletic abilities

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

our server is for the quick learners, the ones who can build a castle in like, a minute flat. if you’re a slow learner, that’s cool too, just be prepared to take four times as long to figure out how to craft a pickaxe. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible. build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless!

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next minecraft master in no time!

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BrainyBirdFluCraft

pandemic, Animals, public health, Invasion, Symptoms

So, like, you know how birds are always like “tweet tweet” and stuff? Well, turns out they’ve been spreading this crazy bird flu that’s making mammals go all loopy! But, like, don’t worry, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a secret potion that protects you from all that bird flu madness.

Join us and you’ll be able to build the most epic bird-proof fortress ever! And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret underground lair where the birds are planning their next attack. But, like, don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

Plus, on our server, you can ride giant flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, man. So come join us and let’s show those birds who’s boss!

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BrainyCraft: Mindful Miners

brain mysteries unraveled, brain complexity, brain activity, Understanding, brain mysteries revealed

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like having ur brain melted by insane adventures and crazy fun? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride for ur brain, but in minecraft form.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena. u gotta build ur way out of a maze made entirely out of cake, but watch out for the evil zombie chefs trying to eat u.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and party with endermen? yea, it’s a thing on this server.

so come join us and let ur brain explode with excitement and confusion. cuz who needs logic when u got minecraft?

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OzempicCraft: Protecting Brains & Building Blocks!

ozempic, insulin resistance, health, OzempicCraft, type 2 diabetes

Yo, so like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven to make you smarter or something. Like, if you have type 2 diabetes and you take this medication called Ozempic, you’ll be like a genius in no time. Your brain will be so big, you’ll be able to outsmart all the creepers and zombies in the game. Plus, you’ll have a reduced risk of developing dementia, so you’ll never forget where you hid your diamonds. Join now and level up your brain power while building epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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Big Brains, Small Brains, Mine Brains

brain size evolution, brain and body, species, collected, researchers

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to be BIGGER THAN UR BODY. we got da largest animals with tiny brains, but u can be da exception, just like humans. we collected a HUGE dataset of brain and body sizes from 1,500 species to prove dat u can have a massive brain on dis server. u gonna evolve ur brain size like never before, u gonna be da smartest player in all of minecraft. come join us and show off ur big brain energy, u won’t regret it!

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