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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9578 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
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So come join us on dis wild ride and be a part of somethin’ truly epic. Who knew savin’ lives could be dis much fun? Plus, we got free cookies at spawn. Can’t beat dat, amirite? Let’s kick cancer’s butt together, one block at a time!