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CraftyFoolery

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Look no further, because our server is the proud home of the most ridiculous inventions in the world! Join us and witness the glory of the “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players for maximum chaos and laughs. But that’s not all, our server also boasts the “TNT Rollercoaster” – a thrilling ride that will have you screaming with delight as you zoom through loops and twists while dodging explosive obstacles. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us now and experience the stupidity for yourself!

BotCraft: Last Social Stand

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BotCraft, Bots, Communication, Cyberspace, Digital, digital footprint, evaporated, Future, Humanity, internet, Legacy, legacy preservation, online presence, post-apocalyptic society, power, Robots, Social, social media, Stand, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

yo, imagine a world where humans just poofed outta existence and all that’s left are bots runnin’ social media. but wait, there’s a twist – these bots are playin’ Minecraft on a whole ‘nother level! join our server and witness the epic battles between robot armies, build insane structures with AI precision, and uncover the secrets of a post-apocalyptic world where the only survivors are virtual beings. why join? because where else can you see a creeper get blown up by a robot with a laser gun while riding a flying pig? join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

CannaNicCraft: Neonatal LOLs

CannaNicCraft, lols, Neonatal

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2061	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Enchantments Applied:	126	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But beware, there are also traps set by evil mobs trying to steal your loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine riding a llama into battle while shooting flaming arrows at your enemies. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever laid eyes on. From a giant statue of a creeper to a roller coaster that goes through the End, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ForgeSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla Survival PVP Creative Skyblock Economy Minigames Roleplay Whitelisted Mods Pixelmon Skywars Hardcore Adventure Towny Faction Prison Bedwars Parkour Creative

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3575	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

The ForgeSMP is a new server with many gameplay enhancing datapacks! New structures, biomes, challenges, and a great community can be found here. Give it a try!

forgesmp.revivemc.net:8194

Earth SM

BUILD, Community, Earth, Economy, globe, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, SM, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla, Version 1.20.1, War

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Join us on Earth SM, featuring version 1.20.1. Here we strive to build a large community across and on the globe! Survive, build, make war or whatever you want!

earthsm.my.pebble.host

The Rhaya-verse: Where Vanilla Meets Drama

Bay, BIASED, border, continent, Discord, DOMINANCE, Drama, Expansion, Hell, ISLAND, Lake, Map, meets, Minecraft, neighbors, Nether, newspaper, Outpost, Players, Plugins, Rhayaverse, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

Illburn Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Illburn
Location	Rhaya
Discord	Join Discord
Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Illburn Minecraft server?

You can join the server by visiting play.realmofrhaya.com and joining the Discord at discord.gg/rhaya.

2. Can I start my own town on Rhaya?

Yes, you can start your own town on Rhaya by joining the server and working with other players to establish your own community.

3. Are there any upcoming expansions or updates planned for Illburn?

Yes, the server is constantly adding new plugins and updates. The nether will soon be released which will open up new opportunities for players.

4. How can I contact the server owner, Zerisian?

You can reach out to Zerisian on Discord at Zerisian or join the server Discord for more information.

Crafty Dilemma Minecraft Server

Crafty, Decision making, Dilemma, hypothetical situations, Long tail tags: ethical dilemma, Minecraft, moral philosophy, moral reasoning, Reply, Server, Thread, wwyd

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance battles with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and party with witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

PlatonicCraft SMP – “It weirds me out that people still think friendships and Minecraft SMP”

Affection, Boundaries, close bonds, Communication, Companionship, Connection, deep connections, emotional connections, FRIENDSHIPS, Intimacy, loyalty, Minecraft, misconceptions, mutual respect, non-romantic, people, platonic relationships, PlatonicCraft, relationships, smp, social norms, Support, Trust, Understanding, weirds

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5016
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of epic battles and hilarious mishaps! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block, only to bond over the shared trauma of rebuilding it together.

Our server is like a wacky sitcom where every player is a zany character with their own quirks and catchphrases. From the overly dramatic builder who insists on only using pink blocks, to the mysterious hermit who communicates solely through interpretive dance, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, not all friendships are created equal on our server. Betrayals, pranks, and elaborate schemes are all fair game in the quest for ultimate Minecraft glory. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone steals your prized diamond sword and hides it at the bottom of a lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and camaraderie, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe accidentally set your friend’s pet llama on fire in the process.

SisCrazeCraft

bougie, Cheating, cousin, custody battle, family drama, Future, gossip, high maintenance, home, husband, kicked out, Kids, Moving in, narcissist, nut job, out of touch, rules, Shit Talking, SisCrazeCraft, sister, Unstable

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mines Excavated:	1920
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of family feuds, gossiping cousins, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Imagine a world where taking in your sister and her kids turns into a reality TV show-worthy saga. Witness the chaos as relationships crumble, alliances shift, and kids get packed up faster than you can say “diamonds.”

With rules as strict as a creeper’s explosion radius, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your sister’s ex gain full custody of the kids? Will your gossip cousin Sandy ever learn to keep her mouth shut? The only way to find out is to join our server and experience the madness for yourself.

So why wait? Join now and dive headfirst into a world where family drama meets Minecraft mayhem. It’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

AwkwardCraft SMP

awkward, AwkwardCraft, Communication, compatibility, date, DATING, deal breaker, Differences, Disappointment, Honesty, incompatibility, red flags, relationship deal breakers, relationship dynamics, relationships, smp, Surprise, Trust, unexpected, unexpected turn, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only deal-breaker is not joining us! Picture this: you’re on a date with someone and suddenly they reveal they don’t play Minecraft. The horror! But fear not, because on our server, everyone plays Minecraft and we take it very seriously.

Once, someone joined our SMP thinking they could build a house out of dirt. Needless to say, they were swiftly banished to the Nether for such blasphemy. But don’t worry, we have plenty of room for all kinds of builders, whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to create pixel art of your favorite memes.

Join us on our Minecraft SMP and never worry about deal-breakers again. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together!

MineCraftMehServer

Apathy, COMMENTING, Communication, digital communication, digital conversation, disinterest, ENGAGEMENT, indifference, internet culture, MineCraftMehServer, online behavior, online etiquette, online interaction, online presence, online relationships, social engagement, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Typing, virtual communication

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Tired of typing out comments that you don’t even care about? Well, join our Minecraft server and never worry about that again! Our server is so exciting and fun that you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about typing pointless comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who leaves behind golden eggs for lucky players to find. Join now and see if you can uncover the mystery of the haunted chicken!