brainless behavior Minecraft Servers

brainless behavior Minecraft Servers

  • SillySteveMC SMP

    SillySteveMC SMP
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 1635
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 329 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the derpy, wacky, and downright ridiculous players out there!

    Join us if you want to witness players building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of dirt, or if you want to see someone try to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it’s a flying mount. Our server is a non-stop comedy show filled with hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    But that’s not all! We also have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Prank Wars” where players compete to pull off the most outrageous and elaborate pranks on each other.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of facepalms. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoRoadNoPayMC

    NoRoadNoPayMC
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 3831
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Potions Brewed: 195 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 486
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the wild ride of neighborly disputes and road-building adventures!

    🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯

    💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!

    🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PurposelyHuman – Minecraft SMP

    PurposelyHuman – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 2386
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7077 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through life, searching for meaning and purpose? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and discover your true calling as a professional block builder and sheep herder extraordinaire!

    Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

    So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCrazeMC

    CraftyCrazeMC
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 8492
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Villages Defended: 12
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you had an income of $150,000 a year and didn’t have to work, you could spend all your spare time on our Minecraft server! Imagine building a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, riding a pet dragon into battle against creepers, and hosting epic dance parties with villagers. With all that cash flow, you could even hire a team of virtual architects to create the most mind-blowing structures the Minecraft world has ever seen. So why waste your time working when you could be living it up in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Microbe Land: Soil Shape Shifters

    Microbe Land: Soil Shape Shifters
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 3988
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Enchantments Applied: 263 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how when u build stuff in minecraft, it changes the whole vibe of ur world? well, on this server, the land use actually affects the tiny microbes in the soil! like, they get all shook up when u start building stuff and changing the landscape. it’s like a whole ecosystem of drama down there, man.

    join this server if u wanna see the crazy soap opera unfold between the microbes. will they form alliances or go to war over territory? who knows, man. it’s like a tiny version of game of thrones, but with bacteria.

    plus, the dissolved organic matter components are always throwing wild parties in the waterways. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. maybe they’ll start a band or open a food truck. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server.

    so come on down and join the fun! see how ur building choices affect the microbial community. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpaceLink

    SpaceLink
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 9911
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Star Shards Collected: 54
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Enjoy an enhanced survival experience with custom structures, skyblock, and a true survival experience with the latest Minecraft updates! Not pay to win

    Skyblock Features: – Minions – Spawners – Island rankups

    Survival Features: – Custom Structures – Server Shop – Custom Player Warps

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Jealous Democrats Minecraft Server

    Jealous Democrats Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 4828
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Villages Defended: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3319 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Democrats are jealous! They wish someone would assassinate their candidates like the crazy chaos that goes down on our server.

    Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cyber Minecraft SMP – Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee

    Cyber Minecraft SMP – Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 1128
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Crops Grown: 5516
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure filled with CYOAs that are too crazy for the regular /cyoag thread.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll be faced with insane challenges and choices that will test your creativity and decision-making skills like never before.

    Ever wanted to ride a dragon while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Create your own storylines and interact with other players in ways you never thought possible.

    Join us now and be a part of the most unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling dice, so leave your fate up to something more random, like a chicken laying eggs or a creeper exploding nearby. Let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoHausForYouSisLOL

    NoHausForYouSisLOL
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 4949
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a peaceful escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own sanctuary away from judgmental siblings like Laura!

    Imagine a world where you can freelance as a block builder, live a minimalistic lifestyle, and never have to worry about nosy relatives invading your space. On our server, you can create your own retreat and unwind in peace without anyone accusing you of being selfish or unsupportive.

    Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and escape from the chaos of real life. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled sisters trying to throw parties in your virtual space.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama once and for all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CozyCraft SMP: Home Sweet Home

    CozyCraft SMP: Home Sweet Home
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 1181
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 88 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is filled with magical creatures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the comfiest virtual homes you’ll ever see. Picture this: a house made entirely out of diamond blocks with a bed that massages your back as you sleep. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it’s not!

    So come on down to our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs). Join now for a truly unique and cozy gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftySeductions

    CraftySeductions
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 6449
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs, which you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows and unicorns at your enemies.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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