Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.
If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us for insane build battles, epic pranks, and wild adventures that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? So come on, YWNABAT (You Will Never Be A Tradwife), but you can definitely be a part of our crazy Minecraft family!
𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 ʙʀᴀɪɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ 1.21 ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ ꜱᴍᴘ ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ Qᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴀꜰ ᴍᴀɪɴ ꜰᴏᴄᴜꜱ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ.
𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ꜱᴛʀᴜᴄᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ | ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ | ᴜᴘɢʀᴀᴅᴀʙʟᴇ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴᴇʀꜱ | ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ꜱᴋᴜʟʟꜱ | ᴇᴅɪᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴀʀᴍᴏʀ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅꜱ | ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ!
𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 ʙʀᴀɪɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴛᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏʙᴛᴀɪɴ ʙʏ ᴘʟᴀʏᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ 2 ᴅᴏɴᴏʀ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ɪɴ-ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʙʏ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ /ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ.
𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐬 ᴏɴ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴜʏ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʀᴇɴᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴅɪꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ
brainless.dedimc.io
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant potato castle, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot stick, and riding pigs into battle like a true Minecraft warrior.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into epic battles to see who will be crowned the ultimate chicken champion.
So if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond armor falls off, join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!
So come on down to our server and show off your inner dumb-dumb. Who knows, you might just be crowned the King of Dummies!
One time, someone tried to convince us that you could tame a zombie by giving it a diamond helmet and singing it lullabies. Needless to say, it did not end well for them.
But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We have players who build entire roller coasters out of TNT, villagers who breakdance for emeralds, and a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive dirt block with a face on it.
If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!
we’ve got head and neck cancers shaking in their boots as they see our bacteria coming for them. watch as the cancer cells tremble in fear as they are infected and reduced by 70%-99%. it’s like a battle royale, but with bacteria and cancer cells instead of players!
join us now and witness the power of fusobacterium in action. we guarantee a 65% reduction in risk of death for head and neck cancers on our server. it’s a medical miracle disguised as a minecraft server. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the magic of bacteria in action.
Castle Siege Game – Play with 18 unique classes and maps ranging from Historical Castles to the Mines of Moria.
Even when there aren’t many players online, play against AI bots to keep the game fun!
TheDarkAge.net
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | No-griefing economy SMP |
| Server Age | Since October 2018 |
| Pay-to-win Store | No pay-to-win store |
| World Reset | Never. World dates back to July 2019 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Hardware | Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia |
| Plugins | Purpur, CoreProtect, InventorySaver |
| World Size | Main world: 90,000 x 90,000 | Other worlds: 20,000 x 20,000 |
A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store with no paid perks.
A: No, the server does not have limitations on automatic farms such as mob stackers or entity cullers.
A: The server difficulty is set to Hard.
A: No, the world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.
Our server is so wacky that even the creepers wear party hats and explode confetti instead of blowing up your builds. We have a community of players who are as unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, but in a good way! You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing Minecraft. From parkour courses filled with flying chickens to PvP battles on a giant cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why are we like this? Because life is too short to be serious all the time. Join our server and let your inner goofball run wild. Who knows, you might just discover a new love for Minecraft in the most unexpected way.
WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND DROP RAINBOW BLOCKS, MAKING YOUR HOUSE LOOK LIKE A MAGICAL WONDERLAND.
ALSO, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR WHERE YOU CAN FIND A TALKING LLAMA WHO WILL GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND THE MYTHICAL DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DOOM.
IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE OF CHEESE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY ADVENTURES AND UNEXPECTED TWISTS. YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
AGS Official Minecraft server!
We’ve done our best to create an minecraft server with strong RPG mechanics to create a truly enjoyable experience, including;
-Stat Points -Skills -Custom Weapons / Armor
ags.g-portal.game
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – every time he tried to take something from the chest, it would magically teleport to a different location on the map! It was like a game of cat and mouse, but with precious loot!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive event where players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the kind of ridiculousness that you can only find on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the wacky adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of jerking your tiny white pp to BBCpost BBC. It’s a mystery that only our server can solve!