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SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”

Adrenaline, asssssetto corsa, cars, challenge, Competition, Driving, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Invitation, multiplayer, online racing, Race, Racing, simulation, SPEED, SpeedyCraft, video games, virtual, Wanna

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise!

Join us for epic races through pixelated landscapes that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. We’ve got more games than a villager has trades, including the legendary asssssetto corsa (yes, with extra “s”s for extra speed)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on to our server and challenged players to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Can you handle the pressure?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!

based nazis, blocky, controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, Edgy, extremism, humor, internet culture, JOKE, lol, lolz, meme, Minecraft, offensive, Online Community, Political, requested, satire, Server, Shenanigans, social media, trending, Trolls, Ultimate, viral

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	New Chunks Explored:	743157
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172

Abyssal Light, acacia, Alloy Truth, Allure of Lotus, asmr, Banners, cherno, Containment Zone, Enigma, Enya, Events, Exuvia, Fiasco, form, Friends, frosty, Future Unshackled, Gradient of Souls, Hero Games, Kaguya, Kotkin, Leaks.., Mauxir, outfits, Patch 1.6, Pine Aurora, Resources, Seasun, Server, Shadow Ka, showdown, Skyward Blaze, Snowball, Snowbreak, snowg, Street Code, tess, Trailer, Wild Hunt

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to shake things up! Join us on an epic adventure filled with ASMR previews, leaked secrets, and patch overviews that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events like “Skyward Blaze” and “Hero Games” that will test your skills and teamwork like never before. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Acacia, and Cherno – Enigma. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic loot drops!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have new outfits available like “Street Code” Lyfe and “Allure of Lotus” Acacia. Show off your style while you conquer the Minecraft world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and join the craziest Minecraft community around. Don’t miss out on the madness – join “Gradient of Souls” today!

Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

alive, appreciation, Beaches, black pedi, Crafty, curvy, explosions, Fast-paced, foot fetish, foot worship, footjob, Happy, jiggly thighs, Land, latina, lightskin, long eyelashes, McCraftface, nature’s beauty, PETITE, plump cheeks, Sunbathing, tight, unicorns, view

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2010
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’

Analysis, battle, blocky, Brainstorming, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, critical thinking, debate, Decision making, decision making process, decision making skills, decision making techniques, decision making tools, Dilemma, discussion, pic related, problem solving, problem solving strategies, Questioning, right, Royale.., solution finding, Ultimate, uncertainty

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. But be warned, he also has a secret love for disco music, so bring your dancing shoes!

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. Will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours!

And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-games, like Sheep Jousting and Creeper Bowling. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday!

Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

AMERICANS, Crafty, cultural references, Edition, Family sayings, Grandmother phrases, International, International visitors, McCraftface, mexico, Mogadishu, Romania, Room comparisons, Ruskies, Saigon, Sodom and Gomorrah, ukrainians

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

blocks, Chaos, collide, CraftyNiji, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, madnessNijiCraft, meets, Minecraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, samefags, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, tribalfags, ttt, Vtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Votes:	3085	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

action, Adventure, battle, Combat, CREEPERS, dragons, endermen, Epic, FANTASY, feel, games, heavy metal, Immersive, INTENSE, Knights, Magic, metal, Music, Power Metal, PowerCraft, Rock, role playing, RPG, shred, Soundtrack, Warriors

$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mines Excavated:	4392	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

abduction, Christian, Community, Conflict, CREEPERS, crime, girl, International, Israel, jerusalem, Kidnapped, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, Minority, News, Palestinian, PALS, PIXEL, Religious, SGCJerusalem, social media, Terrorism, twitter, worries

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1280
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

CraftyMemes – #420

2256, acceptance, advice, ANONYMOUS, Community, CraftyMemes, discussion, Diversity, Edition, Fags not welcome, forum, Gay, homosexual, Inclusivity, internet, Lgbt, LGBTQ, r9gay, relationships, Support, tolerance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!