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  • BrainGutCraft: The PBM Game-Changer

    BrainGutCraft: The PBM Game-Changer
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 8122
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

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    come join our cray cray minecraft server where we use Photobiomodulation Therapy to cure zombies of their alzheimer’s disease! we zap those undead brains with light therapy and watch them go from groaning brains to sharp thinkers! forget about boring old treatments, we’re all about that brain-gut connection and reducing inflammation in our zombie pals. come for the therapy, stay for the brainiac zombies! it’s a game-changer, y’all!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty420: Where Trump Cancels Rallies and We Build Worlds

    Crafty420: Where Trump Cancels Rallies and We Build Worlds
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 8502
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Potions Brewed: 152 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the president is too stoned to do a rally! Join us and witness thunderstorms being blamed for all the chaos, but trust us, it’s just our way of keeping things LIT around here.

    Rumor has it that the president himself is a regular player on our server, but don’t expect any coherent speeches from him anytime soon. He’s too busy building his own stoner paradise in Minecraft!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even run into the president himself, high on life and building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen!

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  • Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

    Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 2938
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Magic Items Found: 3565
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

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    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of the boring modern world where people are obsessed with meaningless jobs and internships? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible?

    Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Build insane structures, explore mysterious caves, and fight off dragons with your friends!

    On our server, you don’t have to worry about boring school or work. Instead, you can live out your wildest fantasies and create your own adventure!

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the modern world of boring jobs and internships. Let’s have some epic fun together!

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  • KaijuCraft: Where OP and Ed meet /a/’s approval!

    KaijuCraft: Where OP and Ed meet /a/’s approval!
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 1535
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Potions Brewed: 174 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

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    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so cool, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music while exploding! 🕶️💥🕺 2. The Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling diamond blocks while flying around the End! 🐉💎🤹‍♂️ 3. Our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds! 🦄🌈💎 4. The villagers on our server have formed a boy band and perform daily concerts in the town square! 🎤🕺🎶 5. Our server owner once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, only to emerge unscathed and with a new pet magma cube named Fluffy! 🐷🔥🦠

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

    CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 5423
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8162
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Animals Bred: 12 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

    Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

    But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

    So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZestyTimmy’s LOLcraft Server

    ZestyTimmy’s LOLcraft Server
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 6953
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Votes: 9583
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 20

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    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Timmy is looking zesty as ever! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, Timmy decided to build a roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with lava. And you know what? He survived! If you join our server, you can ride that roller coaster too and experience the thrill of dodging lava while screaming like a banshee.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. How cool is that?

    So come join our server and witness Timmy looking zesty in all his glory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

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  • Crafty Creepers & Co. – Are they uh

    Crafty Creepers & Co. – Are they uh
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 3312
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

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    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where even the animals are in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through majestic forests, treacherous caves, and even encounter animals that seem to have a secret language of their own.

    But beware, not all creatures are as friendly as they seem. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wolves who communicate through mysterious paw prints. Are they uh.. aware of what that paw print means? Only one way to find out – join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the enigmatic animals of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

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  • FateCraft: Where Citra Nightly 2104 can’t ruin your fun!

    FateCraft: Where Citra Nightly 2104 can’t ruin your fun!
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 7228
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t crash on you like Citra Nightly 2104? Look no further, because our server is as stable as a creeper on a leash!

    Join us for unlimited fun and adventure, where you won’t have to worry about black screens or crashes. Our server is so reliable, it makes Citra look like a potato computer trying to run Minecraft on max settings.

    Forget about Reddit drama and community site lynchings, come join us for a smooth sailing experience that will leave you saying, “daijoubu”! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build some epic structures together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Jerk Chicken: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    Blocky Jerk Chicken: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 8159
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Magic Items Found: 4586 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

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    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you ready to join a server where the Big Japanese Cock reigns supreme? Don’t worry, we’re not talking about actual chickens here (although we do have those too).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Big Japanese Cock appears out of nowhere and starts wreaking havoc on your creations. Your innocent black trad wife will be shaking her head in disbelief at the chaos unfolding before her eyes.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to tame the Big Japanese Cock and ride it into battle against other players. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to keep an eye out for the Big Japanese Cock – you never know when it might strike next!

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  • Minecrafty Metaphors – /pg/ Server

    Minecrafty Metaphors – /pg/ Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 6110
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Alien Abductions: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

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    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so awesome that even Aigis The First Mission is ported to switch and PC just to celebrate our existence. That’s right, we have that kind of power! – P5X was released in China because they heard about our server and just couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. – In September 2024, Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- will be released because our server is just that influential. – Metaphor: ReFantazio will be released in Fall 2024, inspired by the craziness that happens on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have GUIDES, ART, MUSIC, STAGE PLAYS, PERSONA ISO, and even PERSONA CONCERTS all available for your enjoyment. And we’ve moved everything to GoogleDocs and the Internet Archive because we’re just that organized.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness! Who knows, maybe the next big thing will be inspired by your adventures on our server.

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  • Crafty Prada Devil Server

    Crafty Prada Devil Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 6049
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5667
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Potions Brewed: 110
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Demon Skulls Collected: 26

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where fashion is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with GLAMOUR and STYLE as you navigate through our pixelated world of high fashion.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual runway, strutting your stuff in the latest designer gear. But wait, what’s this? A choice between two belts that look EXACTLY the same? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our FASHIONISTA experts to guide you through the toughest decisions.

    Join us and experience the thrill of discovering that your lumpy blue sweater is actually CERULEAN, not just any blue. Dive deep into the world of designer collections and military jackets, all while rocking your virtual runway look.

    So why wait? Come join us on our Minecraft server and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a FASHION ICON in the making. Who knew that pixels could be so chic?

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