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PixelPigPen – Minecraft Server

ai art, AI community, AI creativity, AI enthusiasts, AI perfection, AI pornmommies, AI Slop, ai technology, Editors, Fapping, gooners, Image Generation, Minecraft, niche kink, NovelAI artists, PixelPigPen, PLAPpers, prompters, requesters, Server, Stable Diffusion artists, vampire suck manor edition

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Fapping-focused AIslop thread, where you can plap to AI perfection in a virtual world like never before.

Join our community of prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, and NovelAI artists for a wild ride of AI-generated fun. And if that’s not enough, we even have a vampire suck manor edition for those looking for a bit of extra bite in their gameplay.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity. Just remember, no flooding the thread with any niche kink – we have to keep it somewhat civilized, after all.

Grandma’s Grand Build

adoption, adult children, aita, BUILD, Cultural traditions, custody, family, family dynamics, Family Support, godmother, GRAND, Grandmas, grown children, guardian, living arrangements, multigenerational household, overnight visits, Practicality, privacy, room conversion, room sharing, separation anxiety, single mom

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation.

Do you have a sibling who won’t move out? Are you constantly fighting over who gets the last piece of diamond ore? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, we have rooms for everyone – even if it means sleeping in the living room with a divider for privacy.

But wait, there’s more! Become a godparent to a virtual child and experience the joys of raising a Minecraft baby. Will you be the hero who steps up to the plate, or will you leave them to fend for themselves in the pixelated wilderness?

Join now for a chance to navigate through multigenerational households, adoption dilemmas, and the ultimate showdown between siblings. It’s a Minecraft soap opera like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the drama!

AngryWomCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, anger triggers, angry woman, AngryWomCraft, Assertiveness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, de-escalation techniques, dealing with anger, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Emotional support, Empathy, healthy relationships, listening skills, managing emotions, Minecraft, patience, relationship advice, Server, Stress Management, understanding emotions

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Votes:	7485	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6684	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	845	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with angry women in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where all the women are happy and peaceful. No more nagging or drama, just pure blocky bliss. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any angry vibes, so you can game in peace without any emotional outbursts. So come on, join us and leave the angry women behind!

5MilCraft: Spend Wisely!

5 million dollars, 5MilCraft, asset allocation, budgeting, charity donations, dream purchases, extravagant purchases, financial freedom, Financial goals, Financial Planning, Financial Security, investment opportunities, luxury lifestyle, philanthropy, real estate investments, retirement planning, savings, shopping spree, spend, SPENDING, travel, wealth management, Wisely

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5279	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server and you could win 5 million dollars! That’s right, we’re giving away cash prizes to the most creative builders and skilled players.

Imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of money! You could build a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks and ride around in a golden minecart pulled by a team of zombie pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll not only win the cash prize, but also earn the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to riches and glory!

CraftyAirForceFun

Air Force, aircraft, argentina, arms deal, CraftyAirForceFun, Defense, France, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, military support, negotiations, political agreement, Super Etendard, Transfer, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ores Mined:	644
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where Argentina and France are like, talking about transferring Super Etendard aircraft to Ukraine. like, what even is that? u gotta come see this craziness for yourself, it’s like a whole new level of wackiness. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total party up in here. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is off the chain!

SpeedyTempCraft

Air flow, Air temperature, Atmospheric science, climate change, convection, energy transfer, Environmental Science, Heat exchange, heat transfer, kinetic energy, meteorology, movement, PHYSICS., SPEED, SpeedyTempCraft, Temperature regulation, Thermal comfort, thermal conductivity, thermal dynamics, Thermal equilibrium, weather

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

COME JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE THE AIR IS LIKE A CONFUSED PUPPER! RUN FAST AND FEEL THE WARMTH, SLOW DOWN AND FREEZE YOUR TUSHY OFF! IT’S LIKE A WEATHER SYSTEM ON CRACK, BUT IN MINECRAFT! WHO NEEDS CONSISTENCY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE CHAOS, RIGHT? PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO COLLECT CARROTS WHILE RIDING A PIG! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, A PIG! SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

Kid Magnet Craft

Craft, Kid, magnet

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

so, like, if you wanna be a chick magnet in minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro! cuz, like, studies show that women think guys are hotter when they’re all nice to kids, ya know? so, like, if you wanna impress the ladies and be the ultimate babe magnet, come join our server where you can show off your caring side by building epic playgrounds and teaching the little minecraft villagers how to farm and stuff. trust me, dude, you’ll be drowning in dates in no time! plus, rumor has it that the more kids you interact with on the server, the better your chances of finding hidden treasure and unlocking secret levels. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate babe magnet in minecraft!

MoonshineMC

Adventure, Community, Craft, Economy, Empires, Forge, friendly competition, Fun, grinding economy, Jobs, Markets, player-driven shops, Playerbase, progress, PvP, Staff, Survival, TEAM, TOWN, Towny, Townysurvival, Trade, Trade routes, Wars, wealth, Wilderness

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Crave a Sip of Adventure? Welcome to MoonshineMC!

MoonshineMC is a towny server where you can forge your own path! Build a thriving town, team up with friends to create empires, or explore the wilderness the choice is yours!

Here’s a taste of what MoonshineMC offers:

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Ready to take a swig of fun?

Join MoonshineMC today! play.moonshinemc.xyz

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Get ready to prosper in a world of chaos and hilarity – no whitelist, just laughter and mayhem! Join our vanilla shenanigans now!

anarchy server, build projects, Chaos, Community, dedicated players, discord server, games, Griefers, hackers, Hilarity, ideals, interests, Join, Laughter, Mature, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Players, Prosper, Ready, respectful, rules, shared interest, Shenanigans, smp, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a thriving community that has stuck together for the past few years with a shared interest in Minecraft and other games.
Community	Active Discord server promoting playing various games with community members.
Rules	Respectful behavior is a must. No hackers or griefers allowed.
Join Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Q: Can I join the Minecraft server without joining the Discord?

A: No, all members must join the Discord server to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any major build projects on the server?

A: Yes, there are major build projects underway all the time.

Q: What is the community like on the server?

A: The community is friendly and mature, with a focus on building a strong community of dedicated players.

Q: What kind of behavior is not tolerated on the server?

A: Disrespectful behavior, hacking, and griefing are not allowed.

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

affordability, Budget, comparison, cost, cuisine, culture, Dining, dining out, expensive, Food, Gourmet, indulgence, International, luxury, Meal, Minecraft, norway, pizza, Pizzacraft, price, Restaurant, Server, Value

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Tired of paying ridiculous prices for pizza in Norway? Come join our Minecraft server where pizza is not only free, but it rains down from the sky in a never-ending shower of cheesy goodness! Our server is so magical, even the creepers can’t resist taking a bite out of our delicious pixelated pies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret pizza dungeon hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted the power to summon an army of pizza-loving pandas to do your bidding. So why waste your money on overpriced pizza when you can join us and feast like a king for free? See you in the pizza paradise!