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BraindamageBrokeBoi Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	274
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crops Grown:	1513	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where making money is as easy as stealing diamonds from a baby zombie! Join our server and you’ll learn the art of trading like a pro, all while avoiding those pesky wage disputes that plague other servers.

But beware, the roots of our economy run deep, with mysterious villagers and shady deals lurking around every corner. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous terrain and outsmart your fellow players if you want to come out on top.

Forget about the basics, on our server, anything goes! Want to trade a stack of dirt for a shiny new sword? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing business? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our crazy Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your journey to riches, glory, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Just remember, trust no one and always keep an eye out for that sneaky creeper trying to blow up your hard-earned loot.

Sylvia’s Revenge: A Minecraft Server with a Twist!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magic Items Found:	8719	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting screwed over by Sylvia is all part of the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when Sylvia decides to mess with your plans in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and you’ll come out stronger and more resilient in the end. So why wait? Join our server and see if you can outsmart Sylvia and come out on top!

Desperate Steve’s Torture Chamber – Where Even the Blocks Scream!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Towns Built:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of feeling like the underdog in love and life? Join our Minecraft server and turn your luck around! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about unrequited love or career-ending injuries. In fact, our rival players will be so impressed by your skills that they’ll be drooling over you instead! Say goodbye to feeling depressed and hello to a world where you always come out on top. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

EarthForgeMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Star Shards Collected:	51	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	117	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to EarthForgeMC! We’re back after shutting down in 2020, and we’re ready for a small-scale comeback.

EarthForgeMC offers a classic lightweight survival experience with a tight-knit community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s a place for you here.

Explore vast landscapes filled with wilderness and challenges. Build anything you can imagine, from towering castles to intricate redstone creations

.Join us as we rediscover the joy of survival and creativity. EarthForgeMC awaits your adventure – join our community today!

Protected claims Auction house + chest shops + player driven economy Classic survival experience Player warps

It’s been a while since I’ve been back on Minecraft and I wanted a classic survival experience to play. Come and join! – hockeyman0124

play.earthforgemc.com

CloudWars Network | OP Prison |

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	New Chunks Explored:	297396
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to CloudWars Network!

Discord

OP Prison info:

– A-Z Mines– Prestige’s up to 100,000– Cells– PvP Arena– Upgradable Pickaxes– Kits– GKits– Events such as KoTH, Envoys, and etc.– Shops– Crates

and so much more.!

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SteezyMC

Adventure, building, Caves, Community, Discord, Exploration, Fortresses, Gaming, Griefprevention, Immersive, Land Protection, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, SteezyMC, Survival, Wilderness

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	New Chunks Explored:	248416
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

We’re thrilled to welcome you to our brand-new Minecraft server, where the journey begins in a vast world of endless possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, SteezyMC is the perfect place to call home.

Embark on Your Survival Journey: We will be kicking things off with a familiar favorite- Survival! Spawn in and teleport to the wilderness via the portal at spawn or through the /rtp command. From there you can dive into our immersive survival world, where the only limit is your imagination. From building towering fortresses to exploring hidden caves, there’s always something new to discover. Players will be able to protect their land using claim blocks. If you are unfamiliar with GriefPrevention, help and documentation will be provided in our discord (click here).

play.steezymc.com

World of Chaos RP – Where everything is broken including our hearts, but at least we have custom weapons and unique skills! Join now!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	New Chunks Explored:	590692
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	243
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Races and Factions	Cities	World	Role-Playing
The Imeris Entente The Wildchoir	Azuverde Hythe	An enormous custom map with unique wildlife, biomes, and ruins	Character creation, classes, and personalized storylines

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord server or visit the website for more information.
What races are available to play?	Dwarves, high-elf, humans, Myriad, halflings, plant-like elves, orcish, and monster-hunting humans.
What are the main cities on the server?	Azuverde and Hythe.
Is there a custom map on the server?	Yes, with unique wildlife mobs, biomes, and ruins.
How does role-playing work on the server?	Players create their characters, choose classes, and engage in immersive storytelling.

GalaxiaMC VS Hypixel

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Magic Items Found:	3491	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Server	Hypixel	GalaxiaMC
Pros	– Largest Minecraft server with a variety of minigames	– Laid-back, no grief, community-focused server
Cons	– Can be overwhelming for new players due to the large player base and competitive nature	– Smaller player base compared to Hypixel

FAQ

Q: What type of gameplay does Hypixel offer?

A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames such as SkyWars, BedWars, and more for players to enjoy.

Q: What sets GalaxiaMC apart from other servers?

A: GalaxiaMC prioritizes community and relaxation, providing a laid-back environment for players to enjoy SMP gameplay with friends.

Q: Can I play on Hypixel with both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, Hypixel supports both Java and Bedrock editions for players to join.

Q: Does GalaxiaMC have any special features?

A: GalaxiaMC offers player-oriented plugins to enhance the in-game experience and create a more engaging environment for players.

DubPoopCraft: Where Big Smelly Poopers Await!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Towns Built:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Dimension Hops:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can get dubs to see her big smelly pooper! That’s right, every time you roll doubles, you get a special sneak peek at a giant pooper made out of blocks. It’s the ultimate challenge for all Minecraft players who dare to enter our crazy world. Join now and see if you have what it takes to uncover the mystery of the big smelly pooper!

Blocky Banter: Londyn Green St. / Upton Park

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert.

Join us in Londyn Green Street / Upton Park for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here.

Want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame the Ender Llama, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Londyn Green Street / Upton Park and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Anonchama’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They’re trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and they take their job very seriously.

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, but beware – the base is also home to a pack of diamond-eating dragons.

3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a party that never ends, and you won’t want to miss it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – just remember, you can’t save those who don’t want to be saved, anonchama.