we got all dem happy faces and angry faces poppin’ off, makin’ yo brain light up like a christmas tree. ain’t no neutral faces here, just pure emotion runnin’ wild. so come on down and join dis crazy ride, where every block you break gonna make you feel alive. disco balls and glow sticks not included.
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TimeCellCraft
so, like, on this minecraft server, we have this crazy theory that time cells are, like, the key to mastering all the complex behaviors in the game. like, you gotta have these time cells to, like, build the sickest structures and defeat all the mobs. it’s, like, a scientific fact that our server is the only place where you can unlock the power of time cells and become the ultimate minecraft master. so, like, join us now and become a time cell warrior! -
SerotoninCraft: Fertile Minds & Glitchy Finds
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE SEROTONIN FOR YOUR GAMING FERTILITY! JOIN US AND YOUR BRAIN NEURONS WILL BE BUZZING WITH EXCITEMENT! WE SENSE YOUR DESIRE FOR EPIC ADVENTURES AND RELEASE REPRODUCTIVE HORMONES OF FUN! COME ON, DON’T BE A GLUCOSE LEVEL, JOIN US NOW FOR A MIND-BLOWING EXPERIENCE! -
BlockyTouch
join dis server if u wanna experience minecraft like never before!!! our world is so immersive that u can only feel things with ur body below ur mouth. forget about seeing and hearing, we only care about touch here. u can feel the blocks beneath ur feet, the wind on ur skin, and even the lava burning u alive (but don’t worry, it’s just a game).we have a special quest where u have to navigate through a maze blindfolded, relying only on ur sense of touch to find ur way out. and if u make it to the end, u get a prize that will blow ur mind (not literally, we don’t want any lawsuits).
so come join us on this crazy adventure where u can truly feel the world of minecraft in a whole new way. trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u have a fear of touching things, then maybe stay away).
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B6Craft: Boost Your Brain & Mood
Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our lit Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell ya, this ain’t your average blocky world. We got scientists up in here doin’ some crazy stuff to increase that vitamin B6, yo! They be stoppin’ that degradation like it’s nobody’s business. And guess what? Low B6 levels can mess with your memory and make you all sad and stuff. But not on our server, nah uh! Come join us and level up your brain power while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers. It’s gonna be off the chain, fam! -
GutCraft: High-Fat Adventures
hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like no other, man. like, we got animals on a high-fat diet runnin’ around disruptin’ gut bacteria and alterin’ behavior. but wait, there’s more! through some crazy pathway connectin’ the gut to the brain, we got brain chemicals goin’ wild and fuelin’ anxiety like u never seen before. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, man. so come join us on dis wild ride and see what kinda mischief u can get into. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! -
DyslexicCraft: PalindromePals
hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where every word is a palindrome if u r dyslexic enough. it’s like a whole new language, but with blocks and creepers.join us on this server where pigs fly, literally. we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. who needs bacon when u can have bling, amirite?
our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken. yes, u heard that right. this chicken lays diamonds instead of eggs. talk about a clucking good time!
if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJs. they may not have any flesh, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and palindrome-filled minecraft server. who knows what other surprises await u in this crazy world of blocks and mobs.
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PlaqueBusters: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine if u could join a minecraft server that actually helps ur brain??? like, u play and ur brain gets stronger??? that’s what this server does, bro. we got crazy new therapies that remove amyloid plaques on ur brain, like, whoa. and, get this, it’s gonna slow down disease progression, like, no more forgetting where u put ur diamonds in the game, ya know? plus, we’re gonna restructure all the dementia services in the UK, so u know it’s gonna be legit. join us and level up ur brain while u mine for diamonds, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. -
ChillCraft: Brain Freeze Edition
so, like, u ever wonder if ur brain is, like, affected by heat and cold and stuff? well, this server is, like, the perfect place for u to find out! we have, like, over 2,000 preadolescents who have had their brains scanned and stuff to show that heat and cold can, like, totally mess with ur white matter microstructure.join our server and, like, experience the ultimate brain freeze as u navigate through our crazy world filled with extreme temperatures! u’ll never look at a snow biome the same way again, trust me. plus, who doesn’t want to be a part of groundbreaking research that proves fetuses and children are sensitive to temperature extremes?
so, like, come join us and see if u can survive the heat and cold and come out with ur brain intact. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure!


