Brain Minecraft Servers | Page 18 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Exes & O’s Minecraft Server

Angry, Bitches, Brain, clothes, ex, Exes, fuck off, lie, male whore, Minecraft, murder, normies, ran through whore, sad, Server, SETTLE, sex, social circles, Talk, tattoos

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/200	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of hearing about everyone’s exes and feeling left out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care about your relationship status! In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and mining for diamonds instead of worrying about your ex drama.

Join us for a wild ride where the only ex you’ll have to worry about is the ex-citing adventures you’ll have in our virtual world. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Plus, our community is full of players who have never had exes either, so you’ll fit right in!

So why waste time on relationship drama when you can join our server and have a blast with like-minded players who just want to have fun? Say goodbye to ex talk and hello to building the Minecraft world of your dreams!

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

1. Oy vey, 10. Dragon Ball, 11. Krillin-sama, 12. Hero, 13. Role model, 14. Kekling, 15. Virile bulls, 16. Multiverse, 17. Bacterian, 18. Wolf goddess wife, 19. Fusion, 2. Priest, 20. Kekold., 3. Seduce, 4. Church hierarchy, 5. Archbishop, 6. Almighty God, 7. Cuck, 8. Interdimensional portal, 9. Universe 7, Brain, Craft, FCKED, HOLY, Minecraft, priests, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/500	Votes:	4586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ores Mined:	3962
Enchantments Applied:	156	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!

anhedonia, blocky, Brain, combine metrocops, coping, defense mechanism, Dildos, Effort, Engineering, Frustration, Fun, funny ideas, fur suits, Halfcraft, halflife mod, hopelessness, madness, modding, model mods, productivity, Project, Reverse, Reverse Engineering, stunbats, Time, tutorials, wasted potential, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/700	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	149
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!

We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!

Blocky Brothel: Where Seeing Hookers is the Solution!

blocky, Brain, brothel, catalogue model, Cum, fat, Feel-Good, gossips, hatred, Hookers, microsecond, mind games, mog, overall, seeing hookers, shitskins, shittests, short, solution, space women, torture, young love

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/200	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9130	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Emeralds Found:	9892
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a noob in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose your own model from our catalogue and never feel hatred from those pesky players who mog you again!

Say goodbye to all the space women take up in your brain when all you want to do is focus on that microsecond you cum. And don’t worry about being fat and short like me, because on this server, it doesn’t matter at all!

Forget about all the mind games, shittests, and gossips that plague other servers. Join us and feel good overall, without torturing yourself over who she may have hooked up with. Trust me, she’ll regret missing out on young love anyway. So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

Abnormal, Absurd, Balls, BIZARRE, blocky, Brain, Creative, Edition, funny, humor, Nonsensical, odd, offbeat, outlandish, quirky, Random, scroto, Scrotobrain, Server, strange, Unconventional, Unique, Wacky, weird

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/900	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

AllergicRoomieCatDrama

allergic roommate, AllergicRoomieCatDrama, allergy management, cat allergies, cat ownership, Communication Issues, getting a cat, living arrangements, managing allergies, nonnegotiable, pet accommodations, pet agreement, pet allergies, pet ownership, pet ownership rights, pet therapy, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflict, roommate expectations

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/300	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Villages Defended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of pets and standing your ground! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy roommates and even crazier cat allergies.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the game when suddenly, your roommate starts causing drama over a cat. But fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your inner warrior and defend your right to have a furry companion!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, where alliances are tested, friendships are forged, and allergies are conquered. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a fearless defender of feline friends!

DreamCraft SMP: Work & Play

Adventure, career, Destination, dream, dream city, dream country, Dream destination, dream job, dream life, dream location, DreamCraft, Explore, FANTASY, ideal, Lifestyle, Live, location, opportunity, Play, Relocation, smp, travel, work

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/200	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Buildings Constructed:	15
Crops Grown:	8611	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft SMP where you can work and live in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can.

Sick of your annoying neighbors? On our SMP, you can live in a cozy little village with friendly villagers who won’t complain about your late-night mining sessions.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even explore the Nether and discover hidden treasures, or challenge other players to a build-off competition to see who can create the most ridiculous structure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and start living your best blocky life today!

CraftyMindzVSActionz

Behavior, Beliefs, Character, CraftyMindzVSActionz, Identity, introspection, mindset, Personality, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-control, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, VALUES

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/300	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and let your actions speak louder than your thoughts as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs deep philosophical questions when you can be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and let your inner hero shine!

BlockyHamas Minecraft Server

anti-Israel, BlockyHamas, Condemnation, Conflict, demonstration, Erdogan, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, Istanbul, killing, March, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, perfidious, Politics, pro-Hamas, protest, Server, solidarity, turkey

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/300	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas! we have more fun than a pro-hamas march in istanbul (whatever that means) after erdogan gets all mad about something! our server is so lit, it’ll make haniyeh’s killing look like a walk in the park! join now for a chance to battle against evil mobs, build insane structures, and maybe even find the lost city of atlantis (spoiler alert: it’s actually just a bunch of drowned zombies)! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started!

PrisonSwapCraft

Conflict Resolution, detainment, Diplomacy, exchange, freedom of press, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Journalism, Justice, Media, multi-country, Négotiation, News, Politics, prisoner swap, PrisonSwapCraft, released, reporter, russia, united states, US

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Votes:	4445	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this, like, crazy story where this US reporter was, like, released by Russia in, like, a multi-country prisoner swap. i mean, who even does that, right? but, like, that’s the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. you never know what’s gonna go down next, man. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlindBrainCraft

BlindBrainCraft, Blindness, born blind, brain development, brain function, brain mapping, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, connectivity pattern, fingerprint, individualized, neural pathways, neurological development, sensory deprivation, sensory experience, sensory processing, sighted, Unique, visual cortex, visual information, visual perception

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/900	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

u ever wonder what it’s like to have a brain that’s been blind since birth? well, on this server, we take that unique brain pattern and turn it into a MINECRAFT WONDERLAND. join us and experience the most INSANE visual cortex connectivity you’ve ever seen in your life. it’s like a fingerprint, but for your BRAIN. come see what all the BLIND BRAIN hype is about and join us TODAY!

BungieCraft Minecraft Server

adrenaline junkies, Adrenaline Rush, adventure seekers, bucket list, bungee jumping, bungie jumpers, BungieCraft, daredevils, EXCITEMENT, extreme experiences, extreme sports enthusiasts, free fall, high adrenaline, jumping enthusiasts, Minecraft, outdoor activities, Server, skydiving, thrill-seekers, thrill-seeking, travel, vacation, welcome home

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get launched into the air on a giant bungie jump! It’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few mobs trying to take you down mid-air. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of flying pigs ready to swoop in and save the day.

Once you land safely back on the ground, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server gets together to blow up as much TNT as possible in one hour. It’s chaotic, it’s explosive, and it’s a ton of fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just make sure to hold on tight during those bungie jumps – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

LostInCraft Minecraft SMP

best in the world, blunder, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, Downfall, error, Failure, fumble, Incompetence, LOSING, lost chance, LostInCraft, Minecraft, mishap, missed opportunity, missed potential, mistake, oversight, setback, slip-up, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/500	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have the best players in the world! And by best, we mean the most hilariously terrible at Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles where players accidentally hit each other instead of the mobs, build magnificent structures that somehow always end up looking like giant toilets, and embark on quests that inevitably lead to getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in a language only they understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a chicken to lead him to a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun on the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

NurseCraft: Full Time Fun!

associates in nursing, bachelors degree, bills, Boyfriend, chemist, DEBT, family, Friends, full, full-time, Fun, grad school, lab research, medical field, Nurse, NurseCraft, online school, part time, PhD candidate, PTO, Real World, RN, Struggling, TAing, Time

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/500	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for a server where you can escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and meet players from all walks of life, like our resident nurse who only works two 12-hour shifts a week because he’s too busy mastering the art of potion-making in Minecraft. Who needs a full-time job when you can have a full-time adventure in our virtual world?

Don’t worry about paying bills or dealing with debt on our server – the only currency you need is diamonds and emeralds! And if anyone tells you that “real adults work full-time jobs”, just remind them that in Minecraft, the only job you need is having fun!

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs a PhD when you can have a PHD in Minecraft? Let’s craft and laugh together!

ClichéButWise – Minecraft SMP

Cliche, ClichéButWise, common life advice, deep understanding, growth mindset., life guidance, life lessons, life philosophy, life principles, life wisdom, mindset change, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Understanding, valuable, wisdom

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	462	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like getting chased by a pack of angry llamas or accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block.

Our server is like a real-life lesson in the importance of teamwork and communication. You’ll learn the hard way that trying to build a castle by yourself is a recipe for disaster when a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows it all to smithereens. But fear not, because our community is always there to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So why join our crazy Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombies while riding on the back of a flying pig? And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the legendary secret of the enchanted cow that can grant wishes (or at least give you unlimited steak). Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now!