WHY JOIN? WELL, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO ADDICTIVE THAT YOUR BRAIN WILL LIGHT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE! YOU’LL FEEL ALL THE EMOTIONS AND REWARDS WHILE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS!
PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE YOUR ORBITOFRONTAL CORTEX AND CEREBELLUM GO WILD! WHO NEEDS A NORMAL BRAIN ANYWAY? JOIN US AND LET YOUR BRAIN ROT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE!
Forget about those other servers that serve up nothing but bacon and sausage, we’re all about that veggie power to keep your mind clear and your reflexes quick. Trust us, you don’t wanna end up like Steve over there who ate one too many pork chops and now he can’t even remember how to make a crafting table.
So come on down to our server and join the veggie revolution! Your brain will thank you, and you’ll be building the coolest creations in no time. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays here on the weekends. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now!