Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild vegetable war zone! Join us and witness epic battles between vegetable soldiers and gangsters as they fight to the death. And who could forget the legendary vegetable who met their demise on the toilet? If you’re looking for non-stop action, hilarious moments, and a truly unique gaming experience, then this is the server for you. Join now and prepare for vegetable warfare like you’ve never seen before!
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Blocky Brain Busters
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Zombie Brainz Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of your brain rotting away like a piece of roadkill? Join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild! Our server is so fun and engaging, it will make your brain feel like it’s been given a fresh coat of paint. Don’t let your mind decay any longer, join us and start building insane creations that will make your brain cells dance with joy! Let’s turn that roadkill brain into a masterpiece!
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4get /g/ – The Minecraft Server for Forgetful Gamers
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy Enderman? Well, say goodbye to those snoozefests and say hello to our server! Why aren’t you using 4get /g/? Let me tell you, this server is so wild, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide!Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – they’re so intense, even the chickens are wearing armor!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties this side of the End Portal. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden disco ball, you’ll gain access to the legendary Chicken Dance Dance Revolution mini-game.
So why aren’t you using 4get /g? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – just watch out for those dancing creepers!
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BlockyBoys: Incels Anonymous – Where Creepers Explode and Hearts Break!
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Are you tired of dealing with incels in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where incels are banned for their toxic behavior! We have a zero-tolerance policy for those who can’t respect women and choose to live in their mom’s basement instead.Join us and build a world where respect and equality reign supreme. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, even the Ender Dragon is a feminist! So come on, leave the incels behind and join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience. Because let’s face it, who needs incels when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?
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Crafty Lizard Brain Land
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Are you tired of being a slave to your lizard brain in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your lizard brain can run wild and free! Build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and become the ruler of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun! Join us and let your inner lizard brain shine in all its glory!
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Brain Fart Crafters: Where Creativity and Chaos Collide!
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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD reasons:1. Our server is home to the rarest dancing pigs you’ll ever see! These pigs have moves that would make even the most seasoned disco dancer jealous.
2. Rumor has it that there’s a secret hot tub hidden deep within the server. Legend says that anyone who finds it will be granted eternal youth and unlimited diamonds.
3. Our server is also known for its magic mushrooms that give players special powers like flying, super speed, and the ability to speak in only emojis.
4. If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary chicken army that roams the server. These chickens are trained in the art of warfare and will protect you at all costs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!
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Exes & O’s Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of hearing about everyone’s exes and feeling left out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care about your relationship status! In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and mining for diamonds instead of worrying about your ex drama.Join us for a wild ride where the only ex you’ll have to worry about is the ex-citing adventures you’ll have in our virtual world. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Plus, our community is full of players who have never had exes either, so you’ll fit right in!
So why waste time on relationship drama when you can join our server and have a blast with like-minded players who just want to have fun? Say goodbye to ex talk and hello to building the Minecraft world of your dreams!
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Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!
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Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.
But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!
So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!
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Blocky Brothel: Where Seeing Hookers is the Solution!
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Forget about all the mind games, shittests, and gossips that plague other servers. Join us and feel good overall, without torturing yourself over who she may have hooked up with. Trust me, she’ll regret missing out on young love anyway. So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!
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Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition
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Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!
So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!
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ChipCraft – Cozy in Pal #1472 Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to battle it out with Glowniggers, shadowy rebel groups, and resistance fighters in epic clashes that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.But that’s not all! We also offer the chance to condemn Talmud, endorse Total Kike Death, and denounce Israel as a legitimate state. Plus, our floating humanitarian aid pier may or may not get dismantled by the US military due to “heavy seas” – talk about drama!
So why wait? Join now for a chance to navigate through the chaos of the Israel-Palestine conflict, watch a 1948 Nakba documentary, and learn why Evangelicals are considered useful idiots. It’s a Minecraft server experience like no other!
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MediaMasters Minecraft Server
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GF-Free Playtime!
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Are you tired of dating someone who thinks theatre is cringe-worthy? Do you want to join a community where your love for the stage is celebrated, not mocked? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us for a world of drama, music, and laughter – without the judgmental eye rolls from your significant other. Build your own theatre sets, put on virtual performances, and never worry about being made fun of for following your passion.
Who needs a girlfriend who doesn’t appreciate your talent when you can have a whole community of fellow theatre enthusiasts cheering you on? So come on over and join us for a virtual stage experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only drama is the kind you create in-game!
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MegaCraft Prison: 2K Inmates Locked Up!
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plus, we got guards who are actually players pretending to be guards. they’ll keep you in line and make sure you don’t escape… unless you can outsmart them, that is. it’s like a game within a game, man. mind blown.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our ‘mega prison’ server and see if you have what it takes to survive behind bars. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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Xcraft: Math vs English
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haha join dis epic minecraft server where the letter ‘x’ is like da king or sumthin. we got x-treme builds and x-citing adventures waiting for u.rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will become besties with da letter ‘x’ and it will teach u all its x-tra special powers. u will be able to x-plore new worlds and x-terminate all da creepers with just one x-ceptional blow.
come join us and be part of da x-treme fun. who needs english when u got math and minecraft, amirite? xoxo lolz.
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SatelliteSizzleCraft
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so lit, it’s like old satellites burning up in the Earth’s atmosphere, releasing compounds that could jeopardize the recovery of the ozone hole. But don’t worry, we’re not actually destroying the planet, we’re just destroying the competition!Join us and witness the chaos as we build and mine our way through the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a new study finding compounds increasing 8-fold between 2016 and 2022 – except instead of compounds, it’s fun and instead of increasing, it’s non-stop!
So come on and join us as we skyrocket through the low-Earth-orbit of Minecraft madness. Who needs boring old servers when you can have a wild ride like this? Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!
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BadWolfMC: The Server Where Pigs Fly and Cows Moo Way Too Loudly, Come Join the Farmyard Fun!
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IP Address PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM Overview
Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!
Highlights
- ✅ Reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List!
- 🧰 State of the art hardware on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
- 💬 Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server.
- 🔀 Enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device!
- 🎟️ Recurring, seasonal, and one-off events including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties keep things fresh and fun!
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Our Mission
Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative…
Membership Application Required
If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!
General Server Rules
- All players must be 18 years of age or older.
- No Griefing.
- No Client Mods/Exploits.
- No Advertising/Spam.
- Common Sense/Maturity.
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DustyCraft Minecraft Server
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Sir Oinksalot and the Diamond Chicken await!
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ThirdPlaceHeroes Minecraft Server
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Join our Minecraft server and become part of a legendary team that will somehow manage to get 3rd place in their group…but wait, there’s more! In a twist of fate, they will end up winning the Euros in the end because why not? Join us for a rollercoaster of soccer-themed adventures and unexpected victories! Who knew Minecraft could be so unpredictable and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!
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SeatSaverShowdown
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Join now for a server where you can assert your dominance and show those who dare disturb your Minecraft tranquility who’s boss. And hey, if you need some self-validation for your actions, our community will have your back. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft revenge master!