brain zaps – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!
akathisa, American doctors, antidepressant, antipsychotic, anxiety, aspergers, autism, Bants, beta blocker, blocky, brain zaps, creeper, crying spells, disability, face blindness, highschool dropout, hikkikomori, low blood pressure, medication side effects, NEET, odd, Optional, Server, skellycell, Skills, Social, Therapy, Withdrawal
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!
Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!
Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).
So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

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New Server IP
CousinCraft Minecraft Server
Argument, Childhood, close cousins, CousinCraft, cousins, decency, detail, gender, Girlfriend, holiday, male cousin, Minecraft, Server, sexual remarks, shame, sharing, Telling, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s conversations with her cousins? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your girlfriend would blush.
Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes – just like those questionable car conversations. Who needs decency when you can have a blast with your cousins, right?
So if you’re ready for some scandalous fun and drama, come join our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself making sexual jokes with your own cousins in no time!

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New Server IP
FamBlockNoSis
estranged relationships, FamBlockNoSis, family betrayal, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family forgiveness, family healing, family loyalty, family reconciliation, Family Support, family trust, family unity, Family Values, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, wedding drama
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between this player and her sister.
Looking for a server where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a virtual world of chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh, all while building your dream pixelated paradise.
Join now and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry, betrayal, and redemption – all in the world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you can witness epic showdowns and heartfelt moments right here on our server?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of your very own family feud – Minecraft style!

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New Server IP
FruitHaterMC SMP
despise, despised fruit, detest, dislike, Fruit, fruit abhorrence, fruit abomination, fruit antipathy, fruit aversion, fruit detestation, fruit disdain, fruit disgust, fruit hatred, fruit loathing, fruit repulsion, fruit revulsion, FruitHaterMC, least favorite fruit, loathe, most hated fruit, smp
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to look forward to is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.
Picture this: you spawn in and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who challenges you to a dance-off for a stack of enchanted golden apples. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.
But wait, there’s more! Every week we have a fruit-themed event where players must choose their most hated fruit and build a giant monument to it. The player with the most creative and ridiculous monument wins a prize so outrageous, we can’t even tell you what it is here.
So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way). See you in the game, fruit-haters!

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New Server IP
BrunchCraftersUnited
breakfast alternatives., breakfast habits, breakfast skipping consequences, BrunchCraftersUnited, busy lifestyle, convenience, diet choices, energy levels, health choices, intermittent fasting, lack of time, meal planning, metabolism, morning routine, not hungry in the morning, nutrition, on-the-go eating, reasons for skipping breakfast, Skipping breakfast, weight loss
Are you tired of skipping breakfast and feeling like a sad, soggy creeper in the morning? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of breakfast foods that will have your pixelated tummy rumbling with joy. From bacon-wrapped porkchops to diamond-encrusted waffles, we’ve got it all! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless breakfast-loving warriors who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your morning meal? So come on down to our server and start your day off right – because breakfast is the most important meal of the Minecraft day, after all!

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New Server IP
CraftyRubles Minecraft Server
Banks, Business, compliance, CraftyRubles, Diplomacy, Economy, finance, financial institutions, foreign affairs, global economy, India, international relations, Minecraft, Political, regulations, risk management, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade, U.S. Treasury, Warning
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz the U.S. Treasury is like warning India’s banks about doing business with Russia, but like, we don’t care about that drama. we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff in Minecraft. plus, we got this crazy story about a creeper who stole all the diamonds in the land and now we gotta band together to get them back. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and let’s show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

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New Server IP
MomCraftAbortionZone
abortion cases, abortion rights, court ruling, Family Law, gender equality, healthcare decisions, judicial decision, legal precedent, legal say, Legal System, maternal rights, MomCraftAbortionZone, MOTHERS, parental rights, reproductive rights, Social Issues, Swiss court ruling, Swiss law, women’s autonomy, WOMENS RIGHTS
so, like, on this super cool minecraft server, we got this rule that only moms can make decisions about abortions! like, imagine a world where only moms can decide if a creeper should explode or not! it’s like, a swiss court ruling but for minecraft! join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures, where only the power of motherhood can save the day! come on, be a part of this crazy world where moms rule all!

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PrayCraft: Breaking the 4th Wall
4th, belief system, BREAKING, breaking the 4th wall, communication with higher power, divine connection, divine intervention, FAITH, inner peace, introspection, meditation, mindfulness, personal connection, PrayCraft, prayer practice, Praying, Reflection, Religion, sacred ritual, seeking guidance, spiritual growth, spirituality, Transcendence, Wall
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u can break the 4th wall by praying in real life. like, u just gotta close ur eyes and say “pls let me find diamonds” and BAM u find diamonds in the game. it’s like u got super powers or somethin’. plus, we got flying pigs that drop golden apples and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. it’s lit af, u won’t regret joining this server, trust me.

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New Server IP
DystroCraft: Gene Therapy Edition
Duchenne muscular dystrophy, DystroCraft, Edition, Effectiveness, Gene, Gene therapy, gene therapy approach, genetic disorder, genetic therapy, medical breakthrough, mice models, muscle disease, muscle improvement, muscle strength, muscle tissue, muscular dystrophy, new treatments, research, researchers, strength, study, Therapy, therapy development, Treatment
so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity if you wanna have muscles like a ripped mouse with Duchenne muscular dystrophy. we got this gene therapy thing going on that will make you stronger than a diamond sword in Minecraft. join us and flex those pixelated muscles while taking down creepers like a boss. come on, do it for science and for the LOLs.

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New Server IP
Rice Network
Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Texas PvP Factions Skyblock Bedwars Community Fun Games Network Friendly Server Texas based Gaming Multiplayer Online Competition Events Challenges Minigames Economy
The Rice Network is a friendly, Texas based server. Featuring 1.8 PvP Practice, Factions, Skyblock, Bedwars, and more, there is a game for everyone! Join now and experience the community and fun at Rice Network.
mc.ricenetwork.xyz

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New Server IP
AzogCraft
AzogCraft, Equipment, Minecraft, MINERALS, mobs, personalized items, Recruitment, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla
come play on a new server equipment, mobs, minerals and personalized items!!! Come see us quickly we are recruiting a lot these days if
91.197.6.184:25589

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