Brain Volume MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BrainBlock City

brain volume, temporo-posterior, brain research, brain health, AMERICANS

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna expand yo brain and level up yo cognitive function, then you gotta join dis Minecraft server! We got da craziest neuroimages dat will blow yo mind and make yo brain bigger than a Minecraft mansion!

Imagine dis, you join da server and suddenly yo brain volume starts increasing like crazy! You’ll be able to remember every crafting recipe, every mob behavior, and every secret chest location in da game! Plus, yo connectivity will be off da charts, making you da ultimate team player in any Minecraft adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit dat even da cerebellar regions in yo brain will be poppin’ off! You’ll be dodging creepers like a pro, parkouring like a champ, and strategizing like a Minecraft mastermind!

So what are you waiting for? Join dis Minecraft server now and become da brainiest player in da blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Brain Block Builders

Memory, age, sex, BLOCK, cognitive decline

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN SHRINK! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN TURN INTO A TINY PEANUT WHILE YOU BUILD CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH YOUR PINKY TOE.

WE’VE GOT LEVELS OF INEQUALITY SO HIGH, YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A PSYCHEDELIC DREAM. YOUR MEMORY WILL BE GONE, BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU’RE HAVING THIS MUCH FUN?

COME JOIN US ON THIS MIND-BENDING ADVENTURE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY. WHO NEEDS EDUCATION AND COGNITIVE FUNCTION WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SWORD MADE OF CHEESE?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN SHRINK BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!

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NinjaWidowCraft

Moving, husband, parents, Support, home

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where grief and guilt are replaced with endless possibilities and fun. Build your dream home, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends.

On our server, you can leave all your worries behind and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise. Plus, we have the craziest stories to keep you entertained – like the time a group of players rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombies!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter and excitement begin! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

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BlockyMemories

BlockyMemories, national tragedy, solemn occasion, cultural memory, unforgettable moment

Remember that time when the Creeper Apocalypse hit our server? It was like our own little 9/11, except instead of planes crashing into buildings, it was exploding green monsters crashing into our meticulously built homes. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard that first hissing sound followed by a massive BOOM. But fear not, for our server has rebuilt stronger than ever, with new protections in place to prevent another Creeper disaster. Join us and be a part of the epic tale of survival and triumph against the pixelated forces of destruction!

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Redstone Rumble: Ukraine vs Russia

eastern europe, international relations, Rumble, 2022, CASUALTIES

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u some crazy reasons why u should join. first of all, we got so much chaos and fun that even russia losing troops in ukraine is like child’s play compared to the madness that goes down here.

u wanna build a giant toilet made out of diamonds? we got u covered. wanna ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of killer bunnies? we got that too.

our staff is like a bunch of russian generals trying to figure out how they lost so many troops in ukraine, except we actually know what we’re doing (kinda).

join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs. and who knows, maybe u’ll end up becoming the ruler of our crazy minecraft world. just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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CraftyKyrgyzstan

lesser-known country, forgotten destination, undiscovered beauty, Kyrgyzstan, cultural diversity

yo, have you ever heard of this place called Kyrgyzstan? me neither, but who cares about that when you can join our EPIC minecraft server! we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly, no joke! also, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine. plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will give you free enchanted gear if you tell him a funny joke. join now and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history!

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FakeMedsRUsCrafty

counterfeit, Healthcare, medication, deaths, global health

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off fake medicines in Africa! That’s right, you heard me! We’ve got a whole new level where you have to battle against substandard drugs to save lives! And guess what? You could be contributing to saving up to 500,000 lives a year in sub-Saharan Africa!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we’ve got antibiotics and antimalarial products running around like wild animals, causing chaos everywhere! And don’t even get me started on the increase in antimicrobial resistance – it’s a real party up in here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the fight against fake medicines! And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate medicine warrior and save the day! Let’s do this, gamers!

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==TokyoCity== Minecraft server

Survival, Mods, Pirate, Vanilla, Lazy

==TokyoCity== Samurai Vanilla is a pirate survival server without mods!

49.12.223.75:10815

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“just a normal smp”🤫💀🔥

normal, java edition, 1.17, Skywars, multiplayer

Hi I opened an minecraft server U can join at java and bedrock edition Server version is 1.17-1.21(u can join at lower version but it will have some error)Have funBc it will have some problem when you play😈

areustupid.ddns.net:25248

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PixelStorage Minecraft Server

confidential files, Minecraft, theft prevention, Wife, Data Protection

Looking for a place to hide your precious USB drive or external SSD from pesky glowies, burglars, and even your snoopy spouse? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most skilled thieves couldn’t uncover.

Join us and build your own fortress with hidden compartments, trapdoors, and secret tunnels to keep your porn backup safe and sound. Who knew protecting your stash could be so fun and adventurous? Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment as you defend your digital treasures from all who dare to steal them.

So come on over to our server and start hiding your USB drives like a pro. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – your secret hiding spots may just become legendary tales whispered among players for generations to come.

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