we got crazy builds dat will blow yo mind, like a giant banana house for dem primates or a cheese castle for dem rodents. and don’t even get me started on da carnivores, they be runnin’ around chasin’ each other in a maze made entirely of meat!
so if you wanna be part of somethin’ truly wild and wacky, join dis server and let’s see just how big yo brain can get when you let go of all da old assumptions. trust me, it’s gonna be a brain-blastin’ good time!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally punched a chicken thinking it was a block of wood. Instead of getting pecked to death by angry chickens, they were rewarded with a diamond sword! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t believe us? Try it for yourself and see what happens!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and make some questionable decisions that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected rewards. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and dancing llamas. It’s a wild ride, my friend.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
oh, and did i mention our custom mini-games? we have spleef tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. and our parkour course is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. plus, we don’t charge for hospital parking. because that’s just emotional blackmail, amirite?
RHC is a Minecraft/Chat server dedicated to making Minecraft harder and funner.Join if you’d like a challenge! Otherwise, you can join here to chat!
Features include a weight system, old-school hunger system, harder mobs, and a progressive health system. Mechanics are based off of older versions of Minecraft, the server is semi-anarchy, and is updated with new/modified survival features regularly.
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Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you heard that right – laser-eyed llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant you unlimited mining powers. And let’s not forget about our custom-made mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where you have to pass a lit TNT block to other players before it explodes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way!
Our server is the perfect place to set boundaries and kick out any unwanted guests after just 3 days. No more violating personal boundaries or uncomfy office couches for you – unless you want them in your virtual world, of course!
Join now and let out all your frustrations in a family meeting with your in-laws – virtually, of course. Show them who’s boss and host all the gatherings at their own place in our Minecraft server. It’s the ultimate escape from real-life drama and a hilarious way to deal with family issues.
So come on in and let the fun begin – because on our server, you’re in control of who stays and who goes. And remember, in Minecraft, you can always build a wall to keep out unwanted visitors!
Join our server and feast on a buffet of the most bizarre and unsettling foods Minecraft has to offer. From moldy bread to expired milk, we’ve got it all! But be careful, eating these foods may have some unexpected side effects…
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Discomfort Food Challenge, where players compete to see who can stomach the most revolting meal. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual toilet to… well, you can guess what for.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted and outrageous as your sense of humor, come join us and discover the world of discomfort food. Just make sure to bring a strong stomach and a sense of adventure!