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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4623 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 200 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. we got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers.
if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with real sharks (don’t worry, they’re friendly).
come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft community ever. we even have a secret handshake that involves doing the floss dance while riding a llama. so what are you waiting for? come join us before pope francis bans us for being too awesome.
