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CraftyMemory

brain memory, brain retention, cognitive overload, cognitive retention, CraftyMemory, long term memory, Memory, memory capacity, memory recall, mental storage, pointless facts, pointless information, Random facts, random knowledge, trivial facts, trivial information, unimportant facts, unimportant knowledge, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

WishCraft: Last Wish Land

acceptance, Afterlife, bucket list, Closure, death, Dying, end of life, final moments, final request, final wish, fulfillment, Goodbye, Land, last wish, Legacy, letting go, passing, Peace, regrets, Surrender, WishCraft, Wishes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your last wish before dying will be granted! That’s right, whether you want a pet dragon, a diamond castle, or to ride a flying pig, we’ve got you covered. Join now for the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

TeenTerrors Minecraft Server

“Youth, age, argentina, controversy, crime, criminal responsibility, debate, Government, Justice, juvenile offenders, law, Legal System, legislation, Minecraft, Minors, policy, Proposal, punishment, REFORM, Server, Social Issues, teenagers, TeenTerrors

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	425994
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE ARGENTINIAN GOVERNMENT WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE’RE SO COOL, THEY’RE TRYNA LOWER THE AGE OF CRIMINAL RESPONSIBILITY JUST SO THEY CAN PLAY ON OUR SERVER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND PIGS THAT FLY (LITERALLY)! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. TRUE STORY.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY ARGENTINIAN POLITICIANS – THEY MIGHT TRY TO STEAL YOUR LOOT!

BritCraft Naval Patrol NK

Asia-Pacific, BritCraft, British, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Naval, naval operations, Navy, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, Patrol, SECURITY, Tension, United Kingdom, warship

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Holy Grails Found:	3	Towns Built:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Void Gems Collected:	40	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be british warships patrolling off north korea but instead of fighting we build epic castles and battle with diamond swords! sail the high seas of creativity and conquer the land with your blocky building skills. join us and be part of the craziest naval adventure in minecraft history!

RedPillCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Analysis, Candidate, Considerations, Decision making, decision making process, election, guidance, guy, INFORMATION, Minecraft, Opinions, opposition, perspective, Politics, pros and cons, redpill, RedPillCraft, research, Server, Support, Vote, Voting

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old politicians asking for your vote? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can vote for a giant chicken wearing a top hat! That’s right, this feathered friend promises to bring free diamonds for all and mandatory chicken dance parties every Friday. Who needs a boring old human leader when you can have a clucking good time with our poultry president?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of voting for a candidate who truly stands out from the flock. Plus, rumor has it that the chicken’s top hat is actually a portal to a secret diamond mine. So what are you waiting for? Cast your vote for the most egg-cellent leader in Minecraft history!

Nagatoro’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

#nagatoro, Adventures, art, blocky, chapter 153, comedy, Comic, dream, high school, japanese, long tail tag, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Nagatoros, relationship, romance, senpai, Server, slice of life, teasing

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	343729
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to fulfill your wildest dreams and build the most insane creations you can imagine.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, Nagatoro herself appears and challenges you to a build battle. Can you outbuild the queen of trolling? Only on this server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you reach the end dimension, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make all your Minecraft dreams come true!

SnitchCraft – Sibling Edition

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Edition, family, grocery store, household dynamics, learning, Maturity, parenting, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, sharing, sibling, sibling rivalry, Siblings, silent treatment, SNACKS, SnitchCraft, snitching, social media, teaching a lesson

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4863	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sibling snitching? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no annoying sisters to worry about.

On our server, you can build your dream castle without fear of someone snitching on you for taking their snacks. No more arguments about whose snacks belong to who – on our server, all snacks are fair game!

Join us and leave the sibling drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer without any pesky sisters trying to make themselves look like heroes by exposing your snacking habits. Trust us, this server is a snack-snitch-free zone!

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience. Who needs real-life sibling drama when you can have all the fun in the world on our server? See you there!

TimeWarp Minecraft Server

alternate history, ancient history, historical moments, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past civilizations, Server, time machine, time travel, time travel adventures, time travel books, time travel destinations, time travel experience, time travel exploration, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, time travel imagination, Time Travel Movies, time travel paradox, time travel possibilities, time travel technology, time travel theories, timewarp

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	1314
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Imagine a Minecraft server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Want to go back to the prehistoric era and ride a T-Rex? Done. How about visiting ancient Egypt and building a pyramid with your fellow players? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on this server where you can literally rewrite history with your blocky creations. So come join us and embark on the craziest time-traveling adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyBootyCleanse

anal cleanliness, anal cleanliness tips, anal health, anal hygiene, anal hygiene practices, anal hygiene tips, anal play, anal preparation, anal preparation advice, anal preparation routine, anal preparation tips, anal sex, anal tips, cleanliness, CraftyBootyCleanse, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, intimate hygiene, personal care, personal hygiene

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a clean and anal-ready experience like no other! Our server is so pristine and well-maintained, you won’t have to worry about any unwanted surprises while exploring our virtual world.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.

CraftyBookBurners Minecraft Server

Attack, books, Censorship, Conflict, CraftyBookBurners, Destruction, extremism, freedom of press, History, international relations, Journalism, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, printing house, Propaganda, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world war II

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we burn books like the Nazis did 80 years ago!! 😂😂 we’re taking it to the next level by reenacting historical events in the virtual world! 🔥📚

our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the middle of a war zone! build your own printing house and defend it from the evil russians trying to take it down! 😱

join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, destruction, and maybe even a little bit of education about history! who knew learning could be so much fun in minecraft?! 🤪🔥📚

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world! 💥🔥📚 #minecraft #history #burningbooks #nazis #virtualwarzone

NATO Rush – Estonia Edition

Baltic defense, Baltic defense capabilities, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic security, Baltic states, Defense, eastern europe, Edition, Estonia, Europe, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military strategy, nato, nato allies, NATO response time, Rush, Russian attack, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in Estonia, minding your own business, when suddenly, BOOM, Russia decides to attack! But fear not, because on this epic Minecraft server, Estonia is like, super prepared for anything. We’ve got diamond armor for days and lava traps that will make those Russians wish they never crossed us.

And get this, Estonia is like, so confident in our skills that we’re all like, “Yeah, we could totally hold out against a Russian attack for a couple of weeks, no biggie.” But just in case things get a little too spicy, NATO is on speed dial and ready to swoop in and save the day.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as tough as Estonia and as wild as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a polar bear into battle or something equally insane. Estonia, where the Minecraft fun never stops!