if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and never have to worry about Alzheimer’s disease again! our players have brains that are so lit, they’re practically immortal!
so come on down and experience the wackiest brain stems in all of minecraft! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Or how about the joy of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your diamond armor? It’s all part of the fun on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.
So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be living on the edge with us? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our Minecraft SMP!
Come join us and experience the power of mom brain in action. We got motherly instincts on fleek, protecting our server from griefers and trolls like a boss. Plus, we got baby zombies running around causing chaos and mayhem, adding that extra level of challenge for all you hardcore gamers out there.
So, what you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why being a mom in Minecraft is the ultimate power move. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
you won’t believe the adventures we have as we navigate through the neurons and synapses, dodging dendrites and axons like a pro.
join us for some brainy fun and see if you can unlock the secrets of the mind while building your own virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the meaning of life hidden in a pixelated neuron.
so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the mysteries of the human brain on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!
our server is scientifically proven to improve physical and mental health, with research showing that playing minecraft can actually make you happier and healthier! who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and some dirt blocks, am i right?
join us now and experience the brain-boosting power of minecraft! build a castle, slay some zombies, or just chill with some virtual sheep. the possibilities are endless on our server! so what are you waiting for? come join us and start your journey to a happier, healthier you!
But wait, there’s more! Our talented members Mococo and Fuwawa will serenade you with their angelic voices while you explore our server. And if you’re feeling brave, check out our /baubau/ related content for some spicy NSFW surprises.
So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even spot a VTL team member or two lurking in the shadows. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!
Imagine a world where you can celebrate your son’s birthday in peace, without worrying about family members crashing the party. Build a virtual paradise for just you, your husband, and your little one, without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced.
On our server, you can create your own island getaway where you make the rules. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join us now and let the virtual fun begin!
Join us for epic adventures, like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it, only to land in a pool of lava and somehow survive with half a heart left. Or how about the time someone accidentally set off a chain reaction of TNT explosions that turned the entire spawn area into a crater-filled wasteland? And let’s not forget the legendary prank war that ended with someone building a giant statue of a chicken on top of the admin’s house.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see just how wild things can get. Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history of insanity!
Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally punching a chicken and starting a poultry rebellion that takes over the entire server. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats.
With endless possibilities and unexpected consequences, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt. So come on, make that seemingly minor decision to join our server and see where it takes you! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or discover a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and cake. The choice is yours, but choose wisely – the fate of the Minecraft universe is in your hands!
| Game Version | Java IP 37.10.122.12:25984 |
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| Game Version | Bedrock IP 37.10.122.12 Port 25984 |
| Discord | https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU |
Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool!
A simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like the custom Music disk midis, and player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit (acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins ie: faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, random stuff kinda, yes we have it all. Come try our place out!
| Question | Answer |
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| How long has the server been running? | The server has been running for a couple of months. |
| Is there PvP on the server? | Yes, there is PvP on the server. |
| What can I buy at the spawn shop? | You can buy trinkets like custom Music disk midis, starter kits, and more. |
| Are there any special plugins on the server? | Yes, there are community requested plugins like faster minecarts, brewery, and more. |
Need a distraction from your own family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can mine, build, and survive without any pesky parents getting in the way.
Who needs plasma donations when you can earn virtual diamonds and emeralds on our server? Forget about saving up for a new laptop – spend your hard-earned in-game currency on epic gear and weapons instead!
Join now and experience the thrill of defying your parents’ wishes in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs a social security card when you can conquer dungeons and battle monsters with your friends?
Don’t be a leech – be a legend on our Minecraft server! It’s time to show your parents who’s boss in a world where the only rules are the ones you make. See you in-game, adventurer!
