brain protection Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Microbe Mansion: Fruit & Fitness

alzheimer’s, brain health, brain protection, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, dementia, Diversity, Exercise, FITNESS, fresh fruit, Fruit, gut health, Gut microbes, gut-brain axis, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, MANSION, mental health, Microbe, microbiota, nutrition, Prevention, wellness

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Star Shards Collected:	117
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8286	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND GROW YOUR GUT MICROBES LIKE A BOSS! WE GOT SO MUCH FRESH FRUIT YOU’LL BE POOPING RAINBOWS IN NO TIME! PLUS, OUR EXERCISE MINIGAMES WILL HAVE YOU SWEATING LIKE A PIG IN A SAUNA!

PLAY ON OUR SERVER AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEMENTIA AND ALZHEIMER’S! YOUR BRAIN WILL BE SO SHARP, YOU’LL BE SOLVING RIDDLES FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET YOUR GUT MICROBES PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Fishy Minds Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, brain protection, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, dementia, eating fish, fish consumption, fishy, healthy aging, healthy diet, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, Minds.., Minecraft, neuroprotective, nutrition, omega-3 fatty acids, reduced risk, seafood, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where eating fish will make u smarter than a super genius with a PhD in rocket science!!! 🚀🐟 our players who chow down on fishies have been known to outsmart even the most devious creepers and build the most mind-blowing structures in the game! 🏗️🐠

we’ve got fishy feasts galore, with underwater buffets filled with all the fish u can eat to level up ur brain power to infinity and beyond! 🧠🚀 plus, our fish-filled world is teeming with hidden treasures and secret underwater caves just waiting to be explored by ur newly enhanced cognitive abilities! 🕵️‍♂️🐟

so come on over to our server and join the school of fish-loving players who are taking over the minecraft universe, one brain-boosting bite at a time! 🐟🎮 #FishAreFriendsAndBrainFood #JoinUsAndBeAMinecraftGenius

MSvsAlzCraft: Brain Battle Edition

Alzheimer’s disease, amyloid plaques, autoimmune diseases, battle, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain protection, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, disease prevention, Edition, immune system, Medical research, MSvsAlzCraft, Multiple Sclerosis, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative diseases, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurology, Protective Effects, treatment strategies

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	8300
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Farms Harvested:	722	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis lit minecraft server cuz we got da craziest shiznit goin on up in here! did u know dat playin on dis server can actually PROTECT u from gettin dat nasty Alzheimer’s disease? dat’s right, u heard me! we got da secret sauce to keep dem amyloid plaques away, all thanks to our magical MS patients who be holdin it down in dis virtual world. so come on over and join da fun, cuz ain’t no better way to fight off dem brain diseases than playin some blocky games with us! let’s get it, fam! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #ProtectYoBrain #JoinDaCraze

FishyMemoryCraft

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s prevention, APOE4 gene, brain health, brain protection, clinical trial, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Dietary supplements, fish oil supplements, FishyMemoryCraft, genetic predisposition, genetic risk factors, healthy aging, nerve cells, neurodegenerative disease, neuroprotection, nutrition intervention, older adults, omega-3, Prevention

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got fish oil supplements for all our players, especially the older adults with a genetic predisposition to Alzheimer’s disease!

Join our server and take those omega 3 fish oil supplements to reduce the breakdown of nerve cells in the brain while you build your epic Minecraft creations! Plus, if you carry the APOE4 gene associated with Alzheimer’s disease, you get extra perks like super brain power and the ability to build the craziest structures in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s fish oil our way to victory in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s gonna be a brain-tastic adventure like no other!

Pink1ProtectsBrainMC

brain cell protection, brain disease, brain function, brain health, brain protection, brain research, disease prevention, Disease Progression, medical breakthrough, molecular switch, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, neuroprotective mechanisms, Parkinson’s Disease, PINK1 enzyme, Pink1ProtectsBrainMC, potential treatments, protein activation, research progress, scientific discovery

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	744
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ores Mined:	4530
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to protecting your brain from Parkinson’s disease! our scientists have unlocked the power of the PINK1 enzyme and now we have potential treatments to stop this debilitating condition.

imagine mining and crafting your way to a healthier brain, all while battling zombies and creepers in a virtual world. join us now and save your brain from the clutches of Parkinson’s! who knew playing minecraft could be so life-saving?

don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game your way to better health. join our server now and start your journey to a Parkinson’s-free future!

BrainBarrierBusters

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, blood-brain barrier dysfunction, blood-brain barrier integrity, brain function, brain health, brain health innovations, brain protection, BrainBarrierBusters, cognitive decline, diagnostic approaches, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, molecular signatures, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Neurological treatments, neurology, treatment strategies

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ores Mined:	9222
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

so, like, this server is like the ultimate brain teaser, man. it’s like your brain is a barrier and this server is gonna disrupt it in the most epic way possible. we got crazy molecular signatures that will blow your mind, literally.

join this server if you wanna unlock the secrets of Alzheimer’s disease in the most wacky and wild way possible. we’re talking about diagnostic and treatment approaches that will make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s disrupt some blood-brain barriers together! it’s gonna be a brain-tastic time, dude.

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	316
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Potions Brewed:	197	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Farms Harvested:	618	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Items Found:	8142
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
New Chunks Explored:	157696	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Votes:	6040	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7534
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.