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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7821 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots glitter out of its horn and grants wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on the diamond-studded hot tubs and the roller coaster made entirely out of cake!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server you’ve ever seen! Plus, I heard that if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. How cool is that?! 😂🌈🐲
Oh, and to answer your question, the song that’s stuck in my head right now is “Baby Shark” because our server has a secret underwater rave where all the mobs dance to it on repeat. It’s a total banger, trust me! 🦈🎶🕺🏻