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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4072 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
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