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Blocky Bois and Gurlz: Incels Gone Wild

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Alien Abductions:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Star Shards Collected:	86
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Animals Bred:	134	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

If you’re tired of being a basic bro stuck in the virtual world of dating apps, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a hero in your own pixelated paradise!

Forget about swiping left or right, on our server, you’ll be swiping your sword to slay dragons and creepers alike. Who needs a dating app when you can find your true love in the form of a rare diamond ore?

And don’t even get us started on how video games and porn have ruined modern men. On our server, you’ll be too busy building epic castles and battling evil mobs to even think about those pixelated distractions. Plus, who needs virtual fantasies when you can live out your wildest dreams in a blocky world?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of modern manhood. Who needs social media and dating apps when you can have an adventure of a lifetime right at your fingertips?

SexyTenchiCraft: Where Minecraft meets the ultimate anime debate!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you Tenchi Muyo fans out there! Join us and settle the age-old debate of who is the sexiest Tenchi girl once and for all through epic build battles and trivia challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that Sasami herself comes to soak in the hot spring every Tuesday night – don’t miss your chance to catch a glimpse of the cutest space princess in action!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Jurai tree, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets and unlock untold riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Tenchi Muyo-themed Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

AnimeBoysCraft: Where You Can Finally Date Your Favorite Anime Characters in Minecraft!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Love Letters Sent:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Do you dream of being a kawaii anime boy with magical powers? Well, look no further because our server lets you transform into your wildest anime fantasies! Join us and become the ultimate senpai or waifu in the Minecraft world. Fight off creepers with your magical girl powers or summon a giant mecha to protect your base. The possibilities are endless when you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner anime hero!

SpanishSucksButMinecraftRocks – where building is easier than conjugating verbs!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers that make you want to take a siesta? Well, look no further because our server is like a fiesta for your brain! We promise you won’t be saying “adios” to this server anytime soon.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through a world where Spanish is so last season. Our server is like a spicy taco of fun, with quests that will make you say “¡Ay, caramba!” and challenges that will have you shouting “Olé!”

Forget about Spanish being boring, on our server, Portuguese is the new black! You’ll be speaking the language of samba in no time, and trust us, it’s a lot more fun than conjugating verbs in Spanish.

So why settle for a server that sounds as gay as a flamenco dancer when you can join us and experience the wild, crazy world of Portuguese-speaking Minecraft? Don’t be a French fry, come join the party!

Crafty Clash: Master Duel Madness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	519370	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Void Gems Collected:	21

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. These pigs led the player on a wild adventure through a magical forest filled with talking trees and flying llamas. The player was so amazed by the absurdity of it all that they couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride on the backs of giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that sing when you walk by, and battle a boss monster that’s actually just a giant block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the hilarity for yourself. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next on “Her game”!

VoteCraft: Mexican Mayhem Edition

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Votes:	4521
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Items Found:	3870
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	21

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old politics and ready to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only voting you’ll be doing is for which block to place next!

We’ve got a thriving community of players who have all sworn allegiance to the almighty diamond sword, and we even have our own in-game elections for mayor of the village (spoiler alert: it’s always the player with the most epic house).

So forget about real-world politics and come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few friendly pranks on your fellow players. Who needs politicians when you’ve got pigs in top hats and chickens riding on llamas? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail to LOLs and Llamas!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere and starts a flash mob. But wait, there’s more! As you explore the vast landscapes of our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers. Don’t worry, they’re friendly dancers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have flying pigs in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GFs and Diamonds Minecraft Server: Where Love and Loot Collide!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Votes:	2493	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of trying to make friends in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you don’t need to worry about socializing with real people! Our pixelated world is filled with friendly and talkative villagers who are always up for a chat. Plus, our server is so addicting that you won’t even have time to think about making friends in real life. Join us now and say goodbye to socializing forever!

RainbowCraft: Where Latinx Players Outshine the Rest in Gayness!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Votes:	311	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Come join our Minecraft server where Latinx folk are twice as gay as white and black people in the USA! Why, you ask? Because our server is so fabulous that it turns everyone into rainbow-loving, glitter-throwing unicorns! We’ve got parties that make Studio 54 look like a snooze fest and our pixel art is so fierce, even Beyoncé would be jealous. So come on over and let your inner diva shine on our server – you won’t regret it!

Crafting Chaos: The Ultimate STR vs DEX Minecraft Showdown!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Welcome to the ultimate showdown of STR vs DEX, where players must choose between strength and dexterity in epic battles of skill and strategy.

Join us on this server for a chance to prove your worth in intense PvP battles where only the strongest or most agile will survive. Will you wield a mighty diamond sword and crush your enemies with brute force, or will you rely on your lightning-fast reflexes to dodge attacks and strike with precision?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss who rules over the land with an iron beak. Defeat the Chicken King and claim his golden egg for yourself, granting you untold riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on STR vs DEX for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, choose wisely – because in this world, only the strong or the swift will survive!