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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5072 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)