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Superhero CTE Arena
come join dis minecraft server cuz u can be a superhero without gettin CTE from all dem hits to da head! we got special helmets dat protect ur brain while u fight off evil villians and save da world! be like superman but witout da concussions! plus, u can fly around and shoot lasers from ur eyes cuz why not? join now and be da hero u always wanted to be, minus da brain damage! -
BrainyCraft Stroke Rehab Fun
come join our epic minecraft server where we have brain damage but in a good way!!! our researchers from the Queensland Brain Institute have created a tool that will make your brain go WOOSH and help you become a minecraft pro in no time!!! stroke patients? pshhh we’ll have them building epic castles and slaying dragons in minutes!!! join now for a brain-tastic adventure like no other!!! -
CTE Craft: NFL Edition
come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama in a disco! we have so many cool things to do, you’ll feel like a pig in a mud bath.our players are so awesome, they make herobrine look like a noob. we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant creeper made out of diamonds.
we also have mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll sound like a zombie with a sore throat. and don’t even get me started on our epic events, like the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament.
plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a village full of villagers who actually like each other. so come join us, and let’s have a blast together!
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ComaCraft: Eh? Awareness Found!
so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground lab run by Canadian researchers. And get this, they found signs of awareness in a comatose patient! Like, what even is that?!Join our server and uncover the mysteries of this comatose patient. Maybe they’re secretly controlling the mobs in the game or something, who knows! Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some super smart Canadian scientists who are probably way cooler than your average Minecraft player.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most mind-blowing discovery in Minecraft history!
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BrainyQuarterCraft
So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bruh. Like, imagine a world where one-quarter of unresponsive people with brain injuries are conscious, like, what even is that?! It’s like a whole new level of crazy, man.Join this server and you’ll be transported to a land where the laws of physics don’t even matter, bro. You can build the most epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and even ride unicorns into battle. Yeah, you heard me right, UNICORNS.
But wait, there’s more. Our server has the rarest items you can find, like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted armor made from the tears of dragons. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll never want to log off.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, one-quarter of unresponsive people with brain injuries are conscious. Mind blown, right?!
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ZelenskyyCraft: No Mercy for Duda!
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, Zelenskyy himself pops up in the chat! He’s all like, “Yo, Duda needs our help, but I’m too busy playing Minecraft to save the day.” And you’re just like, “What the heck? This server is wild!”Join our server for all the crazy adventures, like battling Russian invaders with Zelenskyy, building peace treaties with Duda, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a llama into battle alongside Zelenskyy himself. The possibilities are endless!
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SoyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Oh, and did we mention that if you eat too much soy in your diet on our server, you’ll turn into a giant block of tofu? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! -
BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by engaging in intense political debates and international discussions. Are you a based /pol/ack chud ready to dominate the server with your superior intellect? Or are you a /int/ranny cringe BBC sissie looking to prove your worth in the virtual world? Either way, this server is the perfect place for you to show off your skills and make some enemies along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! -
CraftyBnBSnitch
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!Imagine staying at a Minecraft Bed and Breakfast in the Highlands of Scotland. The walls are thin, just like in real life! If you talk too loudly, the players in the rooms next to you will hear everything. It’s like a virtual reality experience!
We have family rooms filled with toddlers, children, teenagers, parents, and even a grandmother from Italy. But beware, they might knock on your virtual door and offer you virtual drinks and ice cream. Who knows what they’ll do next? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions!
And just like in real life, drama unfolds in the virtual world. You might hear virtual banging on your virtual walls, virtual crying, and virtual shouting in Italian. But don’t worry, the virtual police will come to investigate and take the virtual troublemakers away.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re overreacting or just having a blast!