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RoboBrainz

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, biocomputers, brain-computer interface, brain-in-a-jar, Cognitive science, computer science, control, Cybernetics, future technology, innovation, learn, machine learning, neural networks, neuroscience, programming, RoboBrainz, robotics, Robots, Technology

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by BRAIN-IN-A-JAR biocomputers?? well now u can!! these brains have been trained to control ROBOTS in the game, making for some wild and wacky adventures. join us for the chance to be controlled by a BRAIN and see where the madness takes u. who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a brain in a jar and rule the server together. come on, what are u waiting for?? join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Welcome to The Crib – where even your virtual blocky house has a better mortgage rate than your real one! 🏠🎮 #MinecraftMadness

1.7, Anarchy, available.., bedrock, blocky, Crib, Discord, Factions, House, Ip:, java, Join, Live, major versions, MinecraftMadness, Mortgage, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Rate, real, Server Experience, server supports, smp, Versions, virtual, Wiki

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

TheCrib Minecraft Server

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to Latest

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock Edition.
What type of gameplay does the server offer?	The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy modes.
Is there a Discord server for TheCrib?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc
Are there any version restrictions for Java players?	No, the server supports Java versions from 1.7 to the latest release.

BaldursCraft Server

baldurs gate, BaldursCraft, companions, FAQ, Hug The Lach Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, Polls, ps5 trailer, romance, Server, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	255	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and romance options that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. Long rest often to unlock hidden camp scenes and advance companion quests – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

Recruit Minthara without going down the evil path by knocking her out in Act 1 – just be prepared to miss out on a steamy sex scene (unless you’re into that sort of thing). Choose between exploring the Underdark or the Mountain Pass – or why not both? The more loot, the merrier!

And don’t even get us started on The Dark Urge – it’s like Tav+ but with even more twists and turns. Consequences for consuming tadpoles? Nah, just a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and avoid a drastic change in appearance. Enable Karmic Dice for smoother gameplay, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky.

Vote on romance options, race, class, and companions – because your choices shape the world around you (or at least the world of our server). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Minecraft SMP: StableDude69

AI boorus, amd, controlnet, CPU, Discord, furry artist, Learn to inpaint, LoRAs, Male, Male only, Minecraft, models, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, real artist, smp, stable diffusion, Stable Diffusion wikis, StableDude69, Train LORAs

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Villages Defended:	18
Star Shards Collected:	284	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to the most exclusive and outrageous Minecraft SMP ever! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, no entry for you, cuntboys, futas, or trans players allowed. Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of furry artists creating mind-blowing masterpieces. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the art they produce.

2. Our LORAs are trained to perfection, thanks to our top-notch guides and resources. You’ll never see AI like this anywhere else.

3. Need to optimize Stable Diffusion? We’ve got you covered with crazy CPU hacks and AMD GPU wizardry. Your gameplay will never be the same.

4. Want to learn to inpaint like a pro? We’ve got guides for that too. You’ll be creating stunning visuals in no time.

5. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Get ready to be amazed.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no girls allowed – this is a boys-only club. See you in the game!

NoFriendNoTrip Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Decision making, exclusion, exhaustion, friendship, Frustration, Guilt, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, NoFriendNoTrip, Planning, PRESSURE, Resentment, rules, Server, stress, strict parents, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the strict rules of Stella’s parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time where curfews don’t exist and driving restrictions are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can stay up past 11pm, drive any car you want (even a virtual Lamborghini), and sleep over at your friends’ virtual houses without any parental interference. No need to worry about getting a ride home, just hop on a virtual Uber and party all night long.

Don’t let Stella’s parents cramp your style, join our server and let loose with your friends. We promise you won’t have to deal with any drama like Stella’s strict rules. Plus, we have virtual day trips to exotic destinations just a click away – no need to worry about gas money or angry parents here!

So come join us and leave Stella’s rules behind. You deserve a break from the stress and drama, and our server is the perfect place to escape to. See you in the virtual world!

TinderTattlerCraft

aita, Applebees, Asshole, Business, fate, Friends, husband, INFORMATION, match, Notification, profile, restroom, right thing, Tinder, TinderTattlerCraft, unmatched, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	227439
Secret Passages Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you never know what kind of crazy encounters you might have!

Join us and you might just find yourself in a situation like the time I caught someone’s wife on Tinder while eating at Applebee’s. Imagine the thrill of confronting a cheating spouse in the virtual world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server now!

PerfCraft SMP: Epic Human Stuff

10. Masterpiece, 11. Superior craftsmanship, 12. Unbeatable creation, 13. Supreme invention, 14. Exceptional creation, 15. Unsurpassable, 16. Peerless creation, 17. Unrivaled innovation, 18. Optimal design, 19. Matchless creation, 2. Innovation, 20. Unexcelled craftsmanship., 3. Perfection, 4. Excellence, 5. Unimprovable, 6. Ingenious inventions, 7. Human creativity, 8. Ultimate creation, 9. Flawless design, Epic, Human, human ingenuity, PerfCraft, smp, Stuff

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener, the pigs fly, and the diamonds literally rain from the sky! This server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Join us and become part of a community where building a dirt house is considered a work of art and riding a pig into battle is a totally legit strategy. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of this server!

LynchCraft Minecraft Server

billionaire, Business, entrepreneur, investigation, luxury yacht, LynchCraft, Maritime, maritime disaster, Mike Lynch, Minecraft, missing, missing persons, News, search and rescue, Server, sinks, Tech, Technology, Tragedy, Tycoon, uk, uk news, wealthy individuals

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ores Mined:	1829	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	225	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

so, like, u know that uk tech dude, mike lynch? well, he was on this super fancy yacht, right? and then, like, the yacht just straight up sank! and now, he’s missing! but guess what, u can join our minecraft server and, like, pretend u r mike lynch trying to survive on a deserted island! build ur own yacht and sail the high seas, matey! maybe u can even find some buried treasure or fight off some pirates! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see if u have what it takes to survive like mike lynch!

KurskCraft: ChechenHeaven

Bravery, Chechen commander, ChechenHeaven, Chechnya, Conflict, DEFEND, Defense, Duty, fallen, Heaven, Honor, Kursk, KurskCraft, loyalty, Military, Ordered, Promises, russia, Russian conscripts, sacrifice, soldiers, War

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

hey u, yea u, want to join the craziest minecraft server ever? well buckle up cuz this server is like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! imagine russian conscripts fighting off zombies and skeletons while defending Kursk, yea that’s what u can do here! and get this, the chechen commander promises a place in ‘heaven’ for anyone who falls in battle. talk about a sweet deal, amirite? so come join us and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in this epic minecraft server!

MuscleCraft: Ageless Adventures

Adventures, ageless, aging, aging process, aging well, anti-aging, Benefits, Biomarkers, Exercise, exercise benefits., exercise science, FITNESS, health, healthy aging, Longevity, muscle aging, muscle biomarkers, muscle function, muscle health, muscle mass, muscle strength, MuscleCraft, physical activity

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

So, like, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is like da fountain of youth for ur Minecraft character. We got all da crazy exercises u can do to make ur muscles super buff and strong.

Like, seriously, u can do squats, push-ups, and even lift virtual weights in da game. And get dis, every time u level up ur muscles in da game, u actually level up in real life too! It’s like magic, but better cuz it’s Minecraft.

So, if u wanna stay forever young and have da muscles of a Greek god, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got da best parties and dance-offs in Minecraft history. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun and gains. Join now and become a Minecraft fitness legend!

Aurora: Where grown-ups play like kids on Hermitcraft, just with less redstone

Adventure, application, aurora, authentic, Bluemap, Community, Crafting, creativity, Datapacks, dedicated server, Fabric, GrownUps, hermitcraft, imagination, Kids, landscape, Memories, multiplayer, Play, Redstone, smp, Survival, techtonic, Tectonic, Terralith, Trailer, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Emeralds Found:	6862	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Aurora SMP Minecraft Server

Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.21
Server Type	Dedicated
Server Features	Authentic vanilla feel, Bluemap, Techtonic, Datapacks

Overview

Aurora SMP is a Minecraft server running on Fabric 1.21 with a dedicated server, offering players an engaging multiplayer experience in a Season 3 world. The server has been live for 2 months and is focused on community building, creativity, and exploration.

FAQ

1. How do I join Aurora SMP?

To join our server, please join the Discord community and fill out an application.

2. Are there any planned resets for the server?

There are no resets planned anytime soon, so players can catch up and build without the fear of losing progress.

3. What datapacks are available on Aurora SMP?

One player sleep
No Endermen dirt stealing
Armor stand adjustments
Double Shulker Shell drops
Wandering traders selling mini blocks
Player and mob head drops

4. Can I view my creations in 3D?

Yes, Aurora SMP offers Bluemap for a 3D view of your builds in your web browser.

5. What other server features are available?

This season, Techtonic and Terralith are being used to create a new and inspiring landscape for players to explore and build on.

6. What is the server trailer?

You can watch the server’s trailer at here.