On our server, you can build your own virtual family where you don’t have to make food for anyone unless you want to. No judgment here for showing favoritism towards your blood siblings – in fact, we encourage it!
So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the form of blocky creations. Who needs real family drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take a diamond, a chicken would pop out and start doing the Macarena! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in a top hat and monocle, offering players quests in exchange for exploding their bases. It’s a risky business, but the rewards are worth it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! Who knows, you might just find yourself dancing with chickens and making deals with a dapper Creeper.
unlike other servers where you gotta worry about getting dysentery from drinking the water, our server has the cleanest H2O around. trust me, i’ve been playing on this server for years and i’ve never once gotten sick from drinking the water.
plus, we have the craziest stories about the water on our server. like, did you know that there’s a secret underwater city where the water is made of diamonds? yeah, diamonds! and if you drink the water, you gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. it’s wild, man.
so if you wanna join a minecraft server where you can drink the water without fear of getting sick, come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. and who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret underwater city of diamonds and become a superhero. it could happen, stranger things have happened on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. And remember, Kagney is counting on you!
Join our server and you could become the proud owner of the world’s largest collection of pink sheep! That’s right, we have a player who has dedicated their entire Minecraft life to breeding and collecting pink sheep. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! We also have a player who has built a functioning roller coaster that spans the entire server. You can hop on and ride through forests, over mountains, and even underwater! It’s a wild ride, literally.
So if you want to be part of a server where the accomplishments are as outrageous as the players, then join us today! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to achieve something truly ridiculous.