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  • BrainCrafters: Canadian Shutdown

    BrainCrafters: Canadian Shutdown
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 7315
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Dimension Hops: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

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    lol come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! like this one time, a canadian scientist was like “yo i got brain illness” and then the investigation got shut down like a bad reality show. but hey, on our server, we embrace the craziness and turn it into epic adventures! join now and see what kind of wild shenanigans you can get into with us! who needs brain cells when you have minecraft, amirite?

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  • IndyCraft Minecraft Server

    IndyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 3399
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Villages Defended: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other!

    Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your guide through the wacky world of our server. As you journey through the land, you’ll encounter dancing chickens, flying cows, and even a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even wished for a pet dragon and now flies around the server on its back, causing chaos wherever they go.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey you’ll never forget!

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  • BabyNameBattles Minecraft Server

    BabyNameBattles Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 6704
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Ores Mined: 5818 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

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    Are you tired of boring baby names? Join our Minecraft server where we have a tradition of naming our children with a mix of two different traditions! Imagine having a baby named Veronicella or Vivian-Tessa-Violet-Tory-ella!

    Join us and be a part of the craziest baby-naming tradition in the Minecraft world. Who needs normal names when you can have a name that will make everyone do a double-take? Plus, if you’re pregnant in real life, we promise not to judge your baby name choices like some people do.

    Don’t let your wife veto your name suggestions, come to our server where everyone gets a say in naming the baby. And if you’re the one carrying the baby, we’ll make sure you get the final say in the name, no matter how outrageous it may be.

    So come on over and join us for some baby-naming fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a name like Veronicella after all.

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  • ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed

    ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 202
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Ores Mined: 3884
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Emeralds Found: 6537 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time 29f and her friend got into a heated argument over boob comments during a girls night out.

    Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.

    But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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  • CraftyCommieDonator

    CraftyCommieDonator
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 8280
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Crops Grown: 5226 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

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    come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world drama like this russian student artist who got jailed for donating $30 to ukraine army lol like wut even?? on our server, u can build ur own army of chickens to take over the world or become a professional potato farmer, the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. so come join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz on our server, anything goes!

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  • User’s S’More Please – The Vanilla Adventure 1.21!

    User’s S’More Please – The Vanilla Adventure 1.21!
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 7258
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Villages Defended: 19 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Zombie Dances: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP
    Number of Players Small group
    Progress Level Not far progressed

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the SMP? Fill out a short application on the discord server here.
    How many players are on the server? It’s a small group of players.
    How far has the server progressed? Not too far, still early on in the game.

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  • DisagreeCraft Minecraft Server

    DisagreeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 9651
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

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    Are you tired of getting attacked by triggered leftists on social media? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of xitter! Our community is full of incels who will never judge you for having a minor disagreement. Plus, our virtual world is filled with hidden caves where you can hide from aggressive leftists and build your incel empire in peace. So why wait? Join now and let the incel revolution begin!

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  • TrumpedCraft: Minecraft Server

    TrumpedCraft: Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 9733
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Zombie Dances: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 605769 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild assassin appears! But not just any assassin – it’s the failed assassin who tried to take out the one and only Trump! Now he’s on the run and causing chaos in our server. Will you be able to stop him before he strikes again?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

    So why wait? Join our server now for non-stop action, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to be a hero in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ll ever encounter!

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  • HubbyHatesDessertCraft

    HubbyHatesDessertCraft
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 8228
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Emeralds Found: 3328

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    Are you tired of being judged for your dessert choices in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can eat as many virtual brownies topped with ice cream as you want without any judgment from your virtual husband!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life weight comments and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires. Plus, we have a special potion that magically makes you lose weight in the game, so you can eat all the virtual desserts guilt-free!

    Join us now and let your virtual waistline widen without any snarky comments from anyone! It’s time to take control of your own dessert destiny in the world of Minecraft!

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  • LostInMyCraft Minecraft Server

    LostInMyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 8318
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Zombie Dances: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of adulting and realizing you’ve wasted your 20s doing nothing but struggling at home? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and live out your wildest blocky dreams! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual empire, slay dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (yes, they exist in our world). Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can become a Minecraft master and rule over your own pixelated kingdom? So come on, leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a truly epic adventure!

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  • NostalgiaCraft

    NostalgiaCraft
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 3609
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 89578
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

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    Remember the good old days of Minecraft when you spent hours building epic structures and battling creepers? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant mutant chickens (yes, you read that right).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can uncover rare loot like enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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