lol join dis epic minecraft server if u want ur brain to be big and not small like a pea!!! we got crazy builds dat will make u go WOAH and mobs dat will make u go AHHHHH!!! sleep less than 6h or more than 8h? ur brain gonna be like mush. but sleep 7h and take a nap less than 30min? ur brain gonna be like a SUPER COMPUTER!!! join now for brain power like u never seen before!!! #bigbrainenergy #minecraftmadness
NapCraft: Sleepy Minds Server
Concussion Craft: No Brain Drain!
come join our minecraft server where we promise u will get so many concussions from all the crazy adventures u will have that u will actually become smarter!! forget school, just play on our server and become a genius!! our players have been known to solve complex puzzles in seconds and recite shakespeare backwards while building epic castles. join now and become the next einstein of minecraft!!MyelinMadnessCraft
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. imagine a world where macrophages are like these crazy superheroes, recycling myelin to fuel brain cancer malignancy. it’s like a sci-fi movie mixed with a fantasy novel, but in minecraft form. u gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop bacon as loot. join now and experience the madness for yourself!DementiaCraft: AKI Edition
join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!AlzCraft: DepressoSymptoms
are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in your old age? come join our minecraft server and let the virtual world cure your depression! we have magical potions that will make you feel like a teenager again, running around and building crazy structures with your new friends. forget about alzheimer’s, on our server you’ll never forget where you put your diamond pickaxe! join now and start living your best virtual life!BrainCellBoomers
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN BRAIN CELLS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT!WE’VE GOT BRAIN CELLS THAT AGE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING CREEPER! AND GUESS WHAT? IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN CELL KINGDOM AND RULE OVER THE ALZHEIMER’S CELLS LIKE A BOSS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BRAIN CELLS GONE WILD IN MINECRAFT? LET’S GET LIT, Y’ALL!
EcoBrainz – Self-Deployable Electrode Server
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s outta this world? well, dis server is like the brain of minecraft servers, cuz we got scientists developing self-deployable, biodegradable electrodes for brain signal monitoring. like, how crazy is that? imagine mining blocks while also monitoring brain signals. u can literally level up ur brain while leveling up ur minecraft skills. join now for the ultimate mind-blowing experience!BrainwaveCraft
so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than blockin traumatic memories? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!we got pigs flyin, literally. dey got wings n dey soar through da sky, droppin diamonds everywhere. u can ride dem n feel da wind in ur hair as u collect all dem shiny gems.
but wait, dere’s more! our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure chests dat respawn every hour. u gotta be quick tho, cuz other players will be tryna snatch dat loot too.
and get dis, we have a mini-game where u can battle giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta dere beaks. it’s chaos but so much fun, u won’t be able to stop playin.
so, if u want an adventure like no other, join our server now and let’s make some memories, good or bad, who cares, it’s all about da fun, amirite?
Nrf2Craft: Parkinson’s Prevention
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s infused with Ecklonia cava Polyphenols that have a magical effect on your Minecraft experience.Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you come across a rare ore that glows with the power of the Nrf2-ARE pathway. Your character starts glowing with energy, and you feel unstoppable as you conquer the world around you.
But that’s not all! The Ecklonia cava Polyphenols also have a preventive effect on Parkinson’s Disease in the game. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about your character getting sick and slowing down. You’ll be zooming around the map like a speed demon, taking down enemies left and right.
So why wait? Join this server now and experience the power of Ecklonia cava Polyphenols for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!
MitochondriaBrainFling
hey u! do u like minecraft? well this server is the bomb diggity! u know why? because mitochondria are flinging their dna into our brain cells! like, what even is that?! but it’s happening on our server and it’s wild! join us for a crazy adventure where u never know what’s gonna happen next! build, explore, and maybe even discover the secrets of the universe! so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!