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Brain Ageing Accelerator
u betta join dis minecraft server cuz if u dont, ur brain gonna age faster dan a banana left out in da sun. we got da craziest builds and da most epic pvp battles u eva seen. plus, our community so lit dat u gonna feel like u part of a family of deranged llamas. so come on, join us and let’s make ur brain cells do da cha cha slide all da way to victory! -
ZapCraft: No Brain Damage
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy cool thing where you can, like, electrocute yourself in the game, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe! Our totally legit study shows that there’s, like, no damage to your brain cells or anything. It’s, like, a wild ride, dude. So come join us and zap yourself into a whole new world of fun! -
Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle
lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast! -
Foodie Brain Boosters
Yo, listen up! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta know dat we got some wild stuff goin’ on. Like, did you know dat our food additives actually make you smarter? Yeah, you heard me right! Eat some virtual steak and suddenly you’re a freakin’ genius, buildin’ redstone contraptions like it’s nothin’.But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are tryin’ to take over the world. They’re plottin’ their evil plans while cluckin’ around in their little coops, but don’t worry, we got your back. Join us and help us defeat the chicken overlords before it’s too late!
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds? Yeah, it’s a real thrill ride, trust me. So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most mind-blowin’ adventure of your Minecraft life. You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or somethin’.
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LaborCraft: Brain Rejuvenation
OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like that pregnancy drug that makes old brains young again! like, u know how those old mice got their brains cleaned up with that drug? well, on this server, ur brain will be so clean and fresh, u’ll be like a baby again! forget Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s, this server will make u smarter than a super genius alien from outer space! join now and let the brain-boosting fun begin! -
MineCraftyMindFit
Poor physical health, environmental factors, link between physical and mental health, mental health research., brain pathwayscome join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the depressing real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! forget about your sad brain and immerse yourself in a world where you can build anything your heart desires!our server is scientifically proven to improve physical and mental health, with research showing that playing minecraft can actually make you happier and healthier! who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and some dirt blocks, am i right?
join us now and experience the brain-boosting power of minecraft! build a castle, slay some zombies, or just chill with some virtual sheep. the possibilities are endless on our server! so what are you waiting for? come join us and start your journey to a happier, healthier you!
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Movie Stealing Side Characters Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Skeletor from The First Purge! That’s right, the master of evil himself is in charge, bringing chaos and mayhem to the world of Minecraft.Join our server for a chance to battle it out with Skeletor in epic PvP matches, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Skeletor riding a creeper into battle, because why not?
But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with Skeletor in charge, anything can happen.
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Minecaft Plot Survival
Hey, we offer a 1:1500 Earth Map, where you can buy plots to build on. If you’ve got enough money though.
Come and see for yourself, server is available for all platforms and only slotmachine is java restricted.
5.83.173.45:28800
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MineStorm Network
We are a minecraft Prisons, Lifesteal, and survival network, aiming to provide our players with the best expererience possible. Make sure to join the server and enjoy the journey you are going to begin.
play.minestorm.us