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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1793 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 5869 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 3701 |
Yo, listen up! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta know dat we got some wild stuff goin’ on. Like, did you know dat our food additives actually make you smarter? Yeah, you heard me right! Eat some virtual steak and suddenly you’re a freakin’ genius, buildin’ redstone contraptions like it’s nothin’.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are tryin’ to take over the world. They’re plottin’ their evil plans while cluckin’ around in their little coops, but don’t worry, we got your back. Join us and help us defeat the chicken overlords before it’s too late!
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds? Yeah, it’s a real thrill ride, trust me. So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most mind-blowin’ adventure of your Minecraft life. You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or somethin’.
