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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3890 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3095 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!