Brain goop Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Votes:	3670
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Emeralds Found:	8942
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

SeatSaverShowdown

aita, ANNOYED, Clapping, commners, Confrontation, death look, Event, Friends, Giggling, instrumental music, Intimidating, loud comments, quiet setting, revenge act, SEATS, SeatSaverShowdown, self-validation, stared down, whispering, Women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Emeralds Found:	1498	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner badass? Look no further! Join our server for epic revenge stories like never before.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, a group of noisy players start disrupting your peace. But fear not, for on our server, you can channel your inner death stare and intimidate them into silence. Just like how our player stared down a group of loud women at a music event until they couldn’t handle it anymore and left in a fit of rage.

Join now for a server where you can assert your dominance and show those who dare disturb your Minecraft tranquility who’s boss. And hey, if you need some self-validation for your actions, our community will have your back. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft revenge master!

PantsPullerCraft

body image, body shape, clothing, clothing issue, clothing problem, discomfort, fashion, fashion dilemma, fashion struggle, fat, fit, Insecurity, pants, PantsPullerCraft, self-conscious, skinny, Struggle, Style, wardrobe malfunction, weight, weight fluctuation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	118	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

join our epic minecraft server where pants stay up all on their own cuz gravity is like, so last season. we got magical pants that hug your waist tighter than a clingy ex.

one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.

also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.

so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness

Project Saturn Minecraft server

Death Chests, Economy, Free donation, killer beacons, Minecraft, Mystical chests, Project Saturn, Resources, Spheres, talismans

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Votes:	587
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	2512	Crops Grown:	1372
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Mystical chests, death chests, killer beacons!

Different talismans, spheres, resources, cool economy!

FREE DONATION!!!

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Launching Tonight! Join the Minelanders for a wild ride of survival, clans, stones, and shops! 1.20.6!

1.20.6, Autofarms, balance, Clan, Clans, Donations, Edition, elytras, Empire, Gnomish, good faith, Join, Launching, Minecraft, Minelanders, Nether, PvP, Ride, Server, Shops, smp, stones, Summer, Survival, tonight, TOWN, Trading, villager, Wild

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8557
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Server Name	The ‘Minelanders
Server Address	mc.minelanders.com
Version	1.20.6 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible]
Discord	https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z

Overview:

Launched TONIGHT at 8PM EDT! The server offers a 6th Summer Server Edition with a community built spawn in a Gnomish Town. Players can engage in political and strategic Minecraft gameplay, building designs, griefing, PvP, forming clans, and more. Join the server to explore the active community and start playing!

Features:

Plot protection available in different sizes
Player shop chests for selling items
Clans system for teaming up
Limited map size with an expanded Nether
Donations welcome with no in-game advantages

Rules:

Play in good faith
Be respectful of other players
No asking for stuff, advertising, or being annoying
Griefing allowed, Lavacasting not allowed
No cheating
Alt accounts must be known to staff
No releasing personal information about another player
Circumventing intended server behavior is prohibited

FAQ:

Are there in-game purchases that give players an advantage?

No, donations to the server do not provide in-game advantages.

Can I protect my builds on the server?

Yes, plot protection is available for in-game currency in four different sizes.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing is allowed but Lavacasting is not permitted.

How can I sell items to other players?

Player shop chests are available for selling items to other players on the server.

Are there any restrictions on building on the server?

Players are encouraged to build within the plot protection boundaries and follow the server rules to maintain a positive community.

RightCraft Minecraft Server

he, he was right, Minecraft, right, right though, RightCraft, Server, though, was, was right

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and start busting out some sick moves. Or how about riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Anything is possible on our server!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly tournaments where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around the server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that epic prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Remember, he was right though – this server is where the real fun begins!

HedgeCraft Minecraft Server: Where even Endermen can’t resist buying up all the houses!

Buying, endermen, finance, Hedge Funds, Hedgecraft, Houses, housing affordability, housing bubble, housing crisis, housing market, housing market analysis, housing market dynamics, housing market ethics, housing market impact, housing market trends, housing speculation, Investment, Legal, market manipulation, Minecraft, property management, real estate, real estate investment, regulations, rental properties, Resist, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring old house on a regular Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, hedge funds are buying up houses left and right! Why, you ask? Because they’re tired of living in their mansions made of diamonds and gold, of course! So come join us and experience the thrill of having your house bought out from under you by a group of greedy investors. It’s like playing Monopoly, but with creepers and zombies instead of thimbles and top hats. Who knew capitalism could be so fun in the world of Minecraft?

LipSyncBoobSassCraft

Afro Colombian, Argument, artist, bully, Communication, Confrontation, drawings, fake boobs, fake lips, friend group, insecure, irish, LipSyncBoobSassCraft, mean girl, Pool, Problems, red hair, Rude, sense of humor, shade

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Votes:	9536
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendships, enemies, and shade-throwing like never before.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll have the chance to confront your virtual enemies just like our player did in real life. Take a dip in the pool and watch out for those sneaky comments about your hair color – who knows, you might even find a talented artist to defend your honor!

Join us now and show off your witty comebacks and epic clapbacks in the chat. And remember, on our server, the drama never stops – just like the endless possibilities in Minecraft!

MurderCraft Server: ClassmateChronicles

acquaintance, Behavior, Charged, ClassmateChronicles, classmates, Community, crime, criminal, gossip, high school, investigation, Justice, Memories, murder, MurderCraft, News, Personality, Rumors, School, Server, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Emeralds Found:	2556	Mines Excavated:	3026
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	4

Remember that kid in school who always seemed a little too obsessed with building elaborate structures out of Legos? Well, imagine if that kid grew up to be a Minecraft mastermind on our server! Join us for a chance to witness their insane building skills and maybe even uncover some hidden secrets in their creations.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who was banned for griefing. Some say they can still be seen wandering the virtual landscapes, causing chaos and confusion for unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly griefer and put an end to their reign of terror?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to finding the rarest materials in the game. They have uncovered hidden treasures, discovered ancient ruins, and even tamed wild Ender Dragons. Will you be the next member to join their ranks and uncover the mysteries of our server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the thrills, chills, and epic adventures that await you. Just remember to watch your back and never trust a player who offers you a diamond sword for free. Trust us, it’s never worth it.

CraftyPenisDraws

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward questions like that again! Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget all about real life drama. Plus, we have a secret area where you can build a giant statue of your…um, member. It’s a great way to show off your…creativity. So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind!

ZelenskyCraft: Peace Summit Edition

92 countries, attendance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, diplomatic summit, diplomatic talks, Edition, Global cooperation, global summit, international diplomacy, international relations, Peace, peace conference, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, peace summit, political leaders, summit, summit meeting, switzerland, world peace, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1480
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Votes:	6186	Emeralds Found:	3586
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

so, like, u kno how u always wanted to be, like, a diplomat or sumthin? well, now u can on our amazin minecraft server! we got zelensky comin to switzerland for a peace summit and u can be there too, virtually! join us and be part of history, man. 92 countries already confirmed, so u kno it’s gonna be lit. come build ur own peace treaty or somethin, idk, just join us and have a blast! peace out, homies.