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Memory Mouse Madness
Blazin’ Dementia Quest
come join our epic minecraft server where we got so much smoke from wildfires that your brain will be so damaged you’ll forget how to mine diamonds! but hey, who needs diamonds when you can have dementia, amirite? join now for a chance to forget your own name and wander aimlessly through our virtual world! #dementiagoals #wildfiresmokefun #minecraftmadnessCOVID Brain Proteins Craft
so like, u know how scientists are all like “whoa, covid can mess with ur brain proteins and make u more likely to get alzheimer’s”? well, on our server, we embrace that chaos! join us for a wild ride where u never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe u’ll build a giant statue of a potato or maybe u’ll accidentally unleash a horde of zombie pigs on ur village. who knows? the possibilities are endless on our server. plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a laugh and a good time. so come on, join us and see what kind of crazy adventures u can get into!Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect
so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
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Crafty Mind Server
do u like minecraft? do u like to laugh? do u like to build crazy sh*t and have a good time? then come join our server! we have unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and a secret portal to the land of chocolate. our mods are all trained circus clowns who will entertain u while u play. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. so come on down and let’s get this party started!Neuro Nucleus Relay – Learn & Craft!
Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Dis new Minecraft server be like a breakthrough study in da Journal of Neuroscience, but instead of boring brain cells, we talkin’ bout blocky adventures and epic builds!Join dis server if you wanna unlock da secrets of yo brain and activate dem genes for epic gaming skills! We got crazy challenges dat will test yo memory and learning abilities like never before.
Imagine yo brain cells doin’ parkour to reach da nucleus and activate dem genes for ultimate gaming power! It’s like a science experiment, but wit creepers and diamonds instead of test tubes and beakers.
So come on, join dis server and level up yo brain while havin’ a blast in da world of Minecraft! Who needs neuroscience when you got blocky adventures awaitin’ you? Let’s get crafty, gamers!
NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!
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ADHD Aerobic Cognition Boost
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER FOR 30 MINUTES OF AEROBIC EXERCISE TO MAKE YOUR BRAIN BIGGER AND BETTER! WE GOT STUDIES THAT SHOW IT MAKES YOU SMARTER AND SHARPER! IF YOU GOT ADHD, THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU A GENIUS! COME ON AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS WHILE WORKING OUT YOUR BRAIN! #GETSWOLEWITHMINECRAFTCannabis Brain Lag
so, liek, u know how u smoke dat dank kush all day erry day? well, dis server is perfect for u cuz even if u forget where u put ur diamond sword, it’s all good cuz ur working memory skills might be a bit off but who cares when u can build a giant weed farm in minecraft, amirite? plus, our brain scans show dat u can still function even with lower brain activation, so come join us and let’s get lit in the virtual world, bro!