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  • Altered Beliefs Under Psychedelics (ALBUS) Server

    Altered Beliefs Under Psychedelics (ALBUS) Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to have your mind BLOWN in Minecraft land? Join this server and experience the wildest trip of your life, bruh!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to the land of ALBUS. This place is like no other, filled with psychedelic wonders and mind-bending adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average creepers and zombies. Oh no, they’re trippy creatures that will challenge your perception of reality. And don’t even get me started on the boss battles – you’ll be facing off against giant floating brains and rainbow-colored dragons.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player gets a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns, lasers, and rainbows – what more could you ask for?

    So come on, join us on this epic journey through the psychedelic realm of ALBUS. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Mouse Munchies: Opsin 3 Quest

    Mouse Munchies: Opsin 3 Quest
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are like, super smart scientists who discovered how to control food consumption in mice with some brain protein thingy? well, on our server, we have this opsin 3 thing that can make u eat less in real life just by playing minecraft. it’s like magic, but with science and stuff.

    imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies u want in minecraft without gaining any weight in real life. it’s like having a cheat code for your metabolism, but without actually cheating.

    join us on this epic adventure where we explore the mysteries of opsin 3 and its effects on human metabolism. who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secret to eternal snacking without consequences. it’s like a science experiment, but with creepers and diamonds.

    so come on, join our server and become a master of the opsin 3 universe. who knew playing minecraft could make you a scientific genius?

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  • Blocky Brain Battle

    Blocky Brain Battle
    come join our epic minecraft server where brain inflammation makes u act all cray cray!!! boys and girls actin all wacky and wild, u never know what to expect!!! maybe the boys start building giant banana statues or the girls start riding pigs like they’re in the rodeo!!! it’s a total party up in here, so come join the fun and see what kind of shenanigans brain inflammation can cause!!! it’s gonna be a blast, trust us!!!

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  • Adversity Age Accelerator

    Adversity Age Accelerator
    So, like, imagine if your brain was, like, aging super fast just from, like, living a rough life when you were a kid. Crazy, right? But, like, on our Minecraft server, you can, like, reverse that shizz! Join us and your brain will, like, de-age or something. It’s, like, magic but in a blocky world. So, like, come join us and experience the ultimate brain rejuvenation! It’s, like, better than any potion or enchantment out there. Trust us, your brain will thank you later.

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  • Blocky Brain Clinic: Autism ADHD Schizophrenia Bipolar Depression

    Blocky Brain Clinic: Autism ADHD Schizophrenia Bipolar Depression
    LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A PSYCH WARD BUT WITH BLOCKS! WE GOT AUTISTIC CREEPERS, ADHD PIGS, SCHIZOPHRENIC ZOMBIES, BIPOLAR SHEEP, AND DEPRESSED COWS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE MINDS OF MINECRAFT MOBS! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN YOU CAN BUILD A MENTAL ASYLUM INSTEAD?COME ON IN AND EMBRACE THE MADNESS!

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  • Brain Bucks – Money Mindset

    Brain Bucks – Money Mindset
    come join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain structure and connectivity can help u become a financial genius!!!!! our players with healthier brain tissue and stronger connections between brain regions are killin it in da game, makin mad stacks of virtual cash!!!!!! u wanna be a baller in minecraft? den join us and flex ur financial skills like never before!!!!!!! don’t be a noob, come show off ur brain power on our server and dominate the competition!!!!!!!

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  • Depressed Pixel Pals

    Depressed Pixel Pals
    so, like, u know how sometimes ur brain feels like it’s moving at the speed of a snail? well, on our server, that’s a good thing! cuz we got the most abnormally slow neural dynamics in all of Minecraft! depressed? no problem! our visual cortex will match ur mood perfectly! and get this – the slower ur brain moves, the better ur chances of winning! cuz u gotta be super chill to navigate our insane obstacles and challenges. so come join us and experience the ultimate in brain sluggishness – it’s like a vacation for ur mind!

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  • Wild West Brain Boost

    Wild West Brain Boost
    Yo, yo, yo! So, like, this Minecraft server is off the chain, man! I’m talking crazier than a pig riding a chicken while wearing a diamond helmet! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who stumbled upon this server. They were just minding their own business, mining some diamonds and building epic castles, when suddenly they were transported to a whole new world. A world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena.

    But that’s not even the best part, bro! On this server, you can find hidden treasures in every corner, battle epic bosses that will make your heart race faster than a baby zombie chasing you, and even ride dragons into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

    And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that will turn you into a block-breaking machine! You’ll mine faster than a pickaxe on steroids and build structures taller than the Eiffel Tower in no time.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • COVID Brain Crafters

    COVID Brain Crafters
    so, like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur brain is all messed up and u can’t think straight? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we embrace that brain damage vibe! join us and experience the most mind-boggling adventures ever!

    our players are so smart, they make einstein look like a potato. seriously, we’ve got brainiacs who can build entire cities in a day and solve complex puzzles with their eyes closed. plus, our community is so supportive, they’ll help u out even if u can’t remember how to craft a pickaxe.

    but wait, there’s more! on our server, u might even unlock hidden brain powers that will make u feel like a superhero. imagine being able to teleport across the map or summon a dragon to do ur bidding. it’s all possible on this wacky minecraft server.

    so, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s get ur brain all scrambled up in the best way possible! who needs normal brain activity when u can have a blast with us?

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  • BrainyCraft – Stem Cell Central

    BrainyCraft – Stem Cell Central
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate brain workout, man. we got neural stem cells activating all over the place, building central nervous systems like it’s nobody’s business. if you wanna repair brain injuries or just get your brain in tip-top shape, this is the place to be. join us for some mind-blowing adventures and see just how smart you can get in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and get those brain cells poppin’!

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