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BrainCrafters: Subcellular Edition

BICCN, brain analysis, brain cells, brain development, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain imaging, brain mapping, brain research, brain structure, BrainCrafters, cell atlas, cellular biology, detail, Edition, examine, human brain, neurology, neuroscience, researchers, Subcellular, subcellular-resolution

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	105	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We ain’t just building blocks here, we creating a subcellular-resolution human brain cell atlas! That’s right, you can examine the human brain in great detail while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Join us on this wild adventure where you can explore the depths of the human mind while also building epic structures and battling with your friends. Who knew that studying the brain could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us on this insane journey and become a part of the most unique Minecraft server around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece. Let’s get brainy and blocky at the same time!

GutCraft: High-Fat Adventures

Adventures, Animal Behavior, animal research, Animals, anxiety, anxiety disorders, anxiety fuel, Behavior, Brain, brain chemicals, brain function, complex pathway, diet effects, gut bacteria, gut health, gut-brain connection, GutCraft, high-fat diet, HighFat, mental health, Microbiome, neurological effects, resident gut bacteria

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	1366	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like no other, man. like, we got animals on a high-fat diet runnin’ around disruptin’ gut bacteria and alterin’ behavior. but wait, there’s more! through some crazy pathway connectin’ the gut to the brain, we got brain chemicals goin’ wild and fuelin’ anxiety like u never seen before. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, man. so come join us on dis wild ride and see what kinda mischief u can get into. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

BipolarBrainBiasCraft

bipolar disorder, BipolarBrainBiasCraft, brain activity, brain function, brain regions, brain response, cognitive neuroscience, emotional regulation, mental health, mental health research., mental illness, mood disorders, neuroimaging, neuroscience, new study, Pleasure, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric research, psychiatric treatment, vicious cycle, Yale researchers

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

so like, this server is like the yale of minecraft servers, bro. we got researchers studying the brain regions that make you feel all the pleasure when you play minecraft. like, they found out that if you join this server, you’ll be stuck in a ‘vicious cycle’ of fun and excitement. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, man. come join us and experience the ultimate high of minecraft gaming. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

DopamineCraft: Mindful Minds

brain activity, brain chemistry, brain function, cognition, cognitive abilities, dopamine, DopamineCraft, healthy people, mental cognition, mental disorders, mental function, mental health, mental processes, Mental Wellbeing, mentalising abilities, mindful, Minds.., neuroscience, neurotransmission, neurotransmitter, Psychology, research, study

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

LOL YO COME JOIN OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE DOPAMINE FLOWS LIKE A RIVER AND YOUR MENTALISING ABILITIES WILL BE OFF THE CHARTS! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO MATH, COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA, AND SHEEP THAT CAN RECITE SHAKESPEARE!

JOIN US AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER GENIUS AS YOU BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, BATTLE MONSTERS, AND UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE, SO YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT CRAZY SHENANIGANS THEY’LL PULL NEXT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND LET YOUR DOPAMINE-FUELED BRAIN EXPLORE THE LIMITLESS POSSIBILITIES OF OUR SERVER! #MINECRAFTLITAF #BRAINDAMAGECREW

SleepyCraft: Memory Lapse

brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain signal, brain waves, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Lapse, Memory, memory formation, Memory Loss, neurological health, neuroscience, normal slumber, Rats, research, sleep cycles, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep patterns, sleep quality, SleepyCraft, study

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

so, like, picture this: u log onto this cray cray minecraft server and ur like, whoa, this place is lit! but then u find out that ur brain signal linked to memory formation is like, deteriorating cuz u been sleep deprived. but guess what? on this server, even if u pull an all-nighter, ur brain signal still gonna be poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of july! like, u could be running around building stuff and fighting zombies and ur memory formation signal is just like, “nah, i got u fam.” it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. so come join this server and never worry about sleep again, cuz who needs sleep when u got a brain signal that’s always on fleek?

BlockyMindMeld

BlockyMindMeld, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, depression, emotional health, emotional well being, memory decline, Memory Loss, memory problems, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, neuroscience, psychiatric research, Psychology, research

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

so there’s this epic minecraft server where if you join, you will never feel sad or forgetful again! like, seriously, your brain will be on fire with all the fun and craziness happening on this server.

imagine building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig, that’s the kind of stuff that happens here. not to mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep music.

plus, the more you play on this server, the smarter you become. like, you’ll be solving complex math problems in your sleep and reciting shakespearean soliloquies like it’s no big deal.

so come join us on this magical minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and memory decline forever! your brain will thank you, trust me.

NeuroCraft: The Electrician’s Server

brain circuitry, brain doctor, brain function, brain health, brain specialist, brain wiring, electrician, Electricians, Healthcare, medical care, medical diagnosis, Medical Profession, medical specialist, nervous system, nervous system specialist, NeuroCraft, neurological conditions, neurological disorders, neurological examination, neurological expertise, neurological treatment, neurologist, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Buildings Constructed:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!

if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!

VeggieCraft: Brain Boosters & Block Busters

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, BLOCK, Boosters, Brain, brain function, brain health, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, dementia prevention, early intervention, group support, healthy habits, healthy living, holistic approach., lifestyle changes, mental health, mild exercise, nutrition, plant based diet, Stress Management, VeggieCraft, well-being

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ores Mined:	4640

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only plants and do mild exercise to improve our brain function like never before! we have stress management classes where we scream into the void and group support sessions where we build each other up like virtual lego blocks.

one time, a player forgot their name but after a week on our server, they remembered it was bob! another player used to walk into walls but now they can navigate our virtual world like a pro!

so if you want to improve your brain function, make new friends, and have a wacky time, join our server now! who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?

BrainyCraft

anatomy, Awareness, biology, brain awareness, brain function, brain knowledge, brain research, brain structure, BrainyCraft, cognition, Consciousness, Earth, Human brains, human cognition, human evolution, intelligence, neuroscience, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY BUILT BY ELVES WHO GOT LOST IN THE NETHER AND DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW HOME.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)

FlipCraft Minecraft Server

altered perception, becomes schizophrenic, brain function, coping mechanisms, delusions, FlipCraft, flips, Hallucinations, medication, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, neurology, psychiatrist, psychological disorder, Psychosis, reality distortion, schizophrenia, Server, stigma, support system, Therapy, treatment options

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, hop on over to our server where the world literally flips upside down every hour! One minute you’ll be mining for diamonds and the next you’ll be battling a horde of zombie pigs in the sky! It’s like a rollercoaster ride for your brain, guaranteed to make you question reality and maybe even develop a split personality. Join us if you dare, but be prepared to have your mind blown (literally)!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Towns Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	984987	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	716093	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Villages Defended:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Votes:	8583
Farms Harvested:	238	Buildings Constructed:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	New Chunks Explored:	211157
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	44	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magic Items Found:	4630	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ores Mined:	9282
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	827700
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crops Grown:	9948
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!