join our epic minecraft server and avoid losing 10 IQ points like those poor souls who had covid-19! our server is like a brain booster, keeping your mind sharp and your crafting skills on point. plus, we have a secret potion that makes your character do the moonwalk while building! who wouldn’t want to join a server that lets you dance and mine at the same time? come join us and let’s build some wacky creations together!
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CovidCraft Server: IQ Points Lost
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COVIDCraft: Mindless Miners
so like, u know how u get covid and then ur brain goes all wonky? well, turns out it can make u dumber too! like, u could lose 10 whole IQ points just from getting sick! but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u can like, exercise ur brain and get smarter again! so come join us and let’s get those brain cells back in shape! who needs school when u got minecraft, amirite?
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BlindBrainCraft
u ever wonder what it’s like to have a brain that’s been blind since birth? well, on this server, we take that unique brain pattern and turn it into a MINECRAFT WONDERLAND. join us and experience the most INSANE visual cortex connectivity you’ve ever seen in your life. it’s like a fingerprint, but for your BRAIN. come see what all the BLIND BRAIN hype is about and join us TODAY!
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CovidCraft: Mindless Miners
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Well, have no fear, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you could ever imagine!We promise that our server will make you smarter than ever before. Studies have shown that players who join our server experience a 10 point increase in IQ! That’s right, you’ll be a Minecraft genius in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you become a genius, but you’ll also unlock hidden superpowers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. You’ll be able to build the most epic structures, defeat the toughest mobs, and conquer the most challenging quests.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now!
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DementiaCraft: Forget-Me-Not Server
hey u, ya u, r u tired of losing ur mind? well come join our minecraft server and u wont have to worry bout that no more! we got so much fun stuff to do u wont even remember why u joined in the first place!we got mini-games that will make u forget ur own name, like spleef where u dig out blocks under ur friends feet and watch them fall to their doom! or try our parkour courses that will have u questioning ur own sanity!
plus, our community is so wacky and wild, u will feel right at home with all the crazies running around. u might even forget u had dementia in the first place!
so come on down to our minecraft server and leave ur worries behind, cuz who needs a functioning brain when u can have this much fun?!
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HyperCrazeMC
hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well have i got the server for u! this server is like no other, it’s like a magical land where u can do anything u want!imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. u can build a castle made entirely of cake and ride a giant chicken into battle.
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can also find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. yes, u heard me right, cheese! u can build a cheese house and have a pet cheese dragon.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off? yeah, it’s that kind of server.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! trust me, once u join, u’ll never want to leave. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.
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CocaineCraft: Impulsive Minds
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner craziness and build the most epic creations ever? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even believe it!join us and u’ll be part of a community where we embrace impulsivity and borderline personality traits like it’s nobody’s business. we don’t follow the rules, we break them and build something even more epic in the process.
come on in and let’s see what kind of insane creations u can come up with. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a new side of urself that u never knew existed. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s get crazy together!
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Peeing Away XP – Minecraft Server
join our server and save your brain cells from certain doom! on our server, you can build a giant toilet to collect all your lost knowledge and use it to create the most epic builds ever seen in minecraft history.we have a secret underground lab where you can experiment with potions that make you fly like a chicken or turn into a block of cheese.
our staff is made up of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the server and protect you from any creepers that try to blow up your hard work.
come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
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RettCraft: The Brainy Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free experimental cancer drugs that make you think smarter than einstein! we got microglia cells running around building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen in your life. forget about autism, we’re curing that with our magical drug. join now and become the smartest player in the game!
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KetoCraft: Socially Restored
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can literally reverse the effects of being a loner with some fancy ketamine. Yeah, you heard that right. Forget therapy or making friends, just hop on this server and get your brain back on track with some (R)-ketamine magic. Who needs social skills when you have a blocky world to explore and a virtual high to keep you company? Join now and say goodbye to loneliness, one ketamine block at a time.