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  • Brain Network Depression – Double Size

    Brain Network Depression – Double Size
    so, like, imagine if u joined this epic minecraft server, right? well, get this, scientists discovered that playing on this server actually makes ur brain network twice the size! like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there.

    u know how sometimes u feel all sad and stuff? well, guess what? on this server, u will be so happy and full of joy that u won’t even remember what depression feels like. it’s like a magical happy land where all ur worries disappear and u just have a blast building and exploring with ur new minecraft buddies.

    plus, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u the ultimate minecraft master. u’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from ur hands, and even summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow u around.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join this server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life!

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  • BrainyCraft: COVID Edition

    BrainyCraft: COVID Edition
    Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got SARS-CoV-2 evolving faster than a speeding bullet in your brain, not in your lungs, bro! Like, imagine fighting off zombies and creepers while also dealing with COVID-19 symptoms in your virtual world. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and confusion, but in a fun way, ya know? Plus, our study with mouse models shows that the virus is mutating like crazy in the brain, especially in the spike protein. So if you wanna experience the ultimate challenge and have a wild time, come join us on this wacky server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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  • AnaeSpaceCraft: Fluid Flow & Blood Volume

    AnaeSpaceCraft: Fluid Flow & Blood Volume
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have potions that make you feel like you’re floating on a cloud! forget about boring old blood carbon dioxide, we’ve got cerebrospinal fluid flow and cerebral blood volume on lock! you’ll be so relaxed, you’ll think you’re in the middle of a surgery! join us now for the most mind-blowing neuroanaesthesia experience of your life!

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  • Lockdown Brain Boost

    Lockdown Brain Boost
    so like, u know how we all stuck at home cuz of covid, right? well turns out, that mess is makin us age faster in our teeny tiny brains! like, we gonna be wrinkly old folks before we even hit 20, yo! but don’t worry, cuz we got the perfect escape from all that craziness – our minecraft server! come join us and let your brain cells relax and unwind in our pixelated paradise. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and diamonds for days! plus, rumor has it, if u play long enough, u might just reverse the effects of covid aging and become a baby genius again. so what u waitin for? hop on our server and let’s defy the laws of science together!

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  • Brain Barrier Busters

    Brain Barrier Busters
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got nanoplastics dat can cross da blood-brain barrier, like whaaat?! Imagine buildin’ with tiny plastics dat can mess with ur brain, it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

    We got polystyrene and PVC nanoplastics goin’ through da BBB like it’s no big deal. PVC particles be like, “Ayo, I’m comin’ through!” and just penetrate dat barrier like a boss. It’s gonna be a party in ur brain, trust me.

    So, if u wanna experience da wackiest and most mind-blowin’ Minecraft server ever, join us now! Who knows what other crazy stuff we got in store for ya, it’s gonna be lit!

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  • Depressed Chonky Gamers: Brain Boosting Therapy

    Depressed Chonky Gamers: Brain Boosting Therapy
    come join our minecraft server where we will solve all your problems like a magical therapist but with blocks and creepers! if you’re feeling down and chunky, our cognitive crafting therapy will have you building your way to happiness in no time. we’ve seen players go from sad to glad in just one session, with their brain circuits lighting up like a disco ball. so why wait? join now and let’s mine away those blues together!

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  • CravingCraft – Sticky Network Fun

    CravingCraft – Sticky Network Fun
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, so crazy, man. You join and suddenly your brain is all “sticky” and stuff. Like, you just can’t stop craving more and more Minecraft action. It’s like your brain is on fire with excitement!

    People on this server spend so much time in this “sticky” brain state that they can’t even remember what real life is like anymore. They’re just totally addicted to the positive vibes of this server. It’s like a drug, but for Minecraft!

    Join this server and get ready for some seriously intense cravings for more Minecraft fun. Your brain will be so “sticky” with excitement, you won’t even know what hit you. It’s like a rollercoaster ride for your mind, man. So come on, join us and get lost in the crazy world of our Minecraft server!

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  • Memory Fixer: Brain Protein Boost

    Memory Fixer: Brain Protein Boost
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have potions that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds! our scientists have discovered a special potion made from ketamine that will make ur brain proteins talk to each other like never before! forget losing ur stuff, join now and never forget where u put ur diamonds again!

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  • Brainy Down Syndrome Alzheimers

    Brainy Down Syndrome Alzheimers
    come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic brain stems you’ve ever seen! our players with Down syndrome have the craziest pathways that will blow your mind! it’s like a rollercoaster of neurons up in here!

    if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and never have to worry about Alzheimer’s disease again! our players have brains that are so lit, they’re practically immortal!

    so come on down and experience the wackiest brain stems in all of minecraft! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • Ketamine Interrupts Machine Gun

    Ketamine Interrupts Machine Gun
    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure ketamine. You mine that shiz and suddenly your character starts trippin’ balls, but in a good way. Forget about building houses and farms, on this server you build your own psychedelic wonderland.

    And get this, when you’re feeling down and depressed, just log on and start mining that ketamine. It’s like a party in your brain, man. Your neural activity is like a machine gun going off, but then ketamine comes in and says “chill bro, I got you.”

    Join this server for a wild ride through the depths of your mind. Who needs therapy when you have ketamine blocks to mine? It’s a whole new level of Minecraft, trust me.

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